I wonder...if Mike is a troll, is he maybe having more than just fun at our expense, i.e., maybe he's a troll with a purpose, a fan so sick and tired of unsubstantiated rumors that he decided to prove to all of us how easy it is to make one up, have it be unfalsifiable, and have it spread. And have it stick, half of any fanbase so optimistic they're guaranteed to not just be gullible but stubbornly gullible. Even when it's such a blatantly obvious troll job that the Twitter profile pic is a micropenis.
LarBrd33, what's your opinion of that theory?