DA: Colangelo. Have a seat.
Co: Danny, what pathetic offer are you brewing up this time?
DA: My respect, Jonas Jerebko, and a second round pick for Okafor.
Co: *gets up walks towards the door*
DA: Rozier, Jonas Jerebko and a second round pick.
Co: *hurls his pen at Danny Ainge, taking out his eye.*
DA: *points at the camera at the corner of the wall.* I will release the video on YouTube if you do not accept my first offer.
Co: *frightened and panicking, Colangelo signs the deal for DA's respect, Jerebko and a second round pick*
DA: I'll throw in Phil Pressey for being such a fair negotiator, Colangelo.