Good evening Boston. My name is Kevin Dasd. I am Northeast Ohio's most well liked and respected sports fan. Now that the introductions are over, let's get onto business...
Boston, let's get one thing straight right now. Cleveland hates you. We view you as a spoiled sports city, that doesn't deserve half of the great things that have come your way. And now, I am pleased to announce that it's payback time.
We all remember the scene in 2010. Lebron walking off the court in Boston and yanking off his Cavaliers jersey--tossing it in the laundry bin just inside the tunnel. That was a very rough day for Cleveland sports fans. We just lost to a city that we despise and we all pretty much knew that Lebron was going. Oh how things have come full circle.
I didn't plan on registering here, but these threads make me sick. Do you people think you're really going to take us 6 games? Heck, some of you arrogant Bostonians actually think you can win this series. These games aren't even going to be close. This is Cleveland's time to shine. We have the best Big Three in the modern era and if any of these games are within 15 points, I'll be shocked.
And finally, I want you all to remember one thing. Even after we smash you in this series, Cleveland will still hate you!
Sorry to say this bro but:
1) You don't have the best big three in the modern era. Boston's big three (KG, Pierce, Allen) was better. Miami's big three (lebron, wade, bosh) was better, hell even Kobe, Gasol and Bryant was better. Why? Because out of those three 'big three' collections, Cleveland's current is the only one in which 2/3 of the trio can't play defense. To make matters worse Love has clearly proven this year that here not a star (merely a good starter).
2) You're excited because the Cavs (who just put together a group of three all-stars) are probably going to beat a Celtics team in the second year of a rebuild who do not have a single All-Star? Wow. Given the amount of talent on the team you guys should be aiming for a championship, and any less should be a dissapointment. But you're getting excited about beating a 7th seed team that barely finished with an above .400 record? Cleveland fans are lower than I thought.
3) You do realise that Love is unhappy, right? You do realise that if Cleveland don't make at least the NBA Finals this year, he's likely going to walk...right?
4) You do also realise that Lebron turned his back on your entire city and left your team to fall down and die just for the sake of chasing a championship, right? Also, that he did the very same thing to his teammates in Miami the instant he realised that they probably didn't have what it too to win another title? As a result, you do realise (do you not?) that if Lebron gets to the point where he doesn't feel this team can win a title, he'll walk again? The guy doesn't care about the city or it's fans, he just goes to whatever team he believes can offer him the largest window to contend for titles...when he feels the window is closing, he moves on.
5) Glad to see you're still hurting from losing to Pierce, KG, Rondo, Doc and Ray Allen. But you know, that group of guys is gone now, and the only guys still left on this team are Bradley and Bass...so you'll actually never get a chance to get your revenge. Those guys won, you guys lost. The best you can do is to try to get your revenge against the far inferior (albeit with a lot of potential) new Celtics who are mostly a collection of 2nd and 3rd year guys who haven't even sniffed the playoffs. Hell even the coach is only in his second year. It's kinda like getting picked on and beat up during high school by this big bully...then 25 years later when you're a 40 year old man you get your revenge on him by on his 15 year old son. Hmm...you guys must feel good about yourselves!
Anyway, just though I'd give you chance to look at yourself in the mirror and see exactly how pathetic your comments sound right now.
That is all!