Might as well give starter minutes to everyone you want to trade:
Put Wallace back in the starting line up and demand he shoot 10 times a game.
Alternate Jeff, Bass and Brandan Wright at the 4/5.
Play Thornton at the 2 heavy minutes once he's back.
Start Avery at point guard.
Avery, Thornton, Green, Wallace, Bass/Wright. This would be wildly horrific but semi interesting to me, at least. If they lose, great. If they put up some stats in the process, maybe they become more sell-able?
This will never happen, but whatever.