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Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2014, 06:44:35 PM »

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Trade Wallace and Bass

For

KG and Lopez




Would. Not have Deron Williams diva .....for free on the Celtics.....  jUNK overrated turd

He can stay FAR away from Boston ......Please.

What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2014, 06:50:50 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2014, 06:57:30 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2014, 07:22:18 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

Apparently the NETs ownership ...and GM....see what they pay their turds .......Wallace ....etc

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2014, 07:24:43 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

D Will is pretty much worth monkey turds .  ......just a small pile ....mind you........he needs to be on the Lakers .....so,they can be in misery

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2014, 07:38:32 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

I will say that there are these things called glitter pills that you can buy on Etsy (where else?):



and if you eat them, they make your turds glittery!  They're non-toxic and everything.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/122801892/glitter-pills

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2014, 07:44:26 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

I will say that there are these things called glitter pills that you can buy on Etsy (where else?):



and if you eat them, they make your turds glittery!  They're non-toxic and everything.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/122801892/glitter-pills
wow!
if you are lucky you learn something new every day
i certainly did not know such a thing existed (ordering some now)

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2014, 07:45:02 PM »

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Wallace, Bass, + Clippers 1st round pick for Lopez.

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2014, 07:45:58 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

D Will is pretty much worth monkey turds .  ......just a small pile ....mind you........he needs to be on the Lakers .....so,they can be in misery

Lol, TP ;D.

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2014, 07:53:35 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

I mean, I know what's being said, I'm just having some fun ;D.  Can turds be underrated?  Is there some kind of criteria and ranking system that evaluates turds by comparing their size, shape, smell, and clogging potential, lol ;D?  Just remember, "hey, if you don't sniff it, you don't know what it is," ahaha ;D.  At any rate, TP for you, sir ;D.

I will say that there are these things called glitter pills that you can buy on Etsy (where else?):



and if you eat them, they make your turds glittery!  They're non-toxic and everything.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/122801892/glitter-pills

TP for the laugh ;D.  Question - even if they're non-toxic, which I sincerely doubt, imagine what your doctor is going to say at your colonoscopy, "Hmm, this looks like an inverted vajazzling attempt that went terribly wrong." ;D  I don't care if you only do it once, you'll never completely get rid of all of the glitter.  Trust me, my mom was a girl scout leader - that stuff gets everywhere ;D.  What's the point of all of this, anyway - to make your turds look like a gay version of Mike and Ike (sarcasm), whose name already sounds suspicious, lol (sarcasm)?  It's the gay agenda - YEAH! - in children's candy (sarcasm) ::) ;D.  Oh the horror ::) ;D.

Side bar - are they made by Whole Foods?  I wouldn't want non-organic, gmo, gluten-laced glitter turds, because, you know, as long as it's a green product, that means that everything is okay (sarcasm) ;D.  Are they low fat, lol? ;D
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Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2014, 08:02:04 PM »

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this looks like an inverted vajazzling

First off, you get a TP for the term "invererted vajazzling."  Secondly, I can see a scenario where they are non toxic as children are the ones most likely to use most glitter and nobody wants a lawsuit if they eat it, right?  Thirdly, Whole Foods meats and fish are the best you can get in most places and I love it.  They do peddle lots of psuedoscience but they have some good quality stuff.  Not so much their produce, but they're not as expensive as everyone makes them out to be if you are careful.

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2014, 08:10:09 PM »

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Brook Lopez will never be healthy---Unless he gets the same Surgery, that Big Z had...where they shave off some of the bottom of his heal...Thus, relieving the stress on the foot---Ilgauskas was Constantly breaking his foot--until he had this procedure done.
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Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2014, 08:36:27 PM »

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this looks like an inverted vajazzling

First off, you get a TP for the term "invererted vajazzling."  Secondly, I can see a scenario where they are non toxic as children are the ones most likely to use most glitter and nobody wants a lawsuit if they eat it, right?  Thirdly, Whole Foods meats and fish are the best you can get in most places and I love it.  They do peddle lots of psuedoscience but they have some good quality stuff.  Not so much their produce, but they're not as expensive as everyone makes them out to be if you are careful.

Lol, TP for you as well ;D.  I bet you never thought that your 1000th post would contain such subject matter, or should I say, fecal matter, lol ;) ;D?  And you're right about the glitter, I just thought it was funny.

As for Whole Foods, I've been living the 'green lifestyle' for my entire life, and, while some of it has merit, for the most part, it's not worth it.  We had compact fluorescents before they were available in hardware stores - you know, the ones that took some time to, 'warm up," lol ::).  My parents always did the low fat no high fructose corn syrup crap, only to discover that, guess what, the sugary substitutes are actually worse for you than the regular stuff, and your body can't tell the difference between regular sugar and high fructose corn syrup.  Imagine that ::).



I just think it's ridiculous to buy beef from grass-fed cows.  The stuff looks like a cow barfed into a plastic container, which turns my stomach, to say the least.  My grandmother also had the gluten thing before that was available everywhere as well (and she loved her bread :'(), but they shouldn't be taking it out of everything, imo.  Alternatives are fine, but don't get rid of the normal doritos, lol! ;D  The low fat knockoffs taste like ****, the prices at Whole Foods are ridiculous, the whole high fructose corn syrup argument turned out to be crap - just, give me my fruit roll up already, lol! ;D

Sidebar - I find it amusing how we're talking about turds in a thread about JJ, D-Will, and Brook Lopez, lol ;D.

Re: D-Will, Lopez, and Joe Johnson supposedly available for trades
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2014, 09:29:51 PM »

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What's an overrated turd, lol? ;D

That's an interesting question.

How can a turd be overrated?  Who rates a turd highly?

   You probably don't have to rate a turd highly to overrate it.

Nets Looking to Blow it Up: Get Lopez?
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2014, 11:36:40 AM »

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http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/celtics/post/_/id/4716212/nets-exploring-potential-blockbusters

Would think we have a lot to offer Nets to get Lopez, including returning some of the assets we got from them in last trade.  A lot of ideas to kick around here.