Good news y'all.... I won the MVP of the kickball game at our work conference last night. Despite getting chosen last when picking teams ("I guess we'll take the fat guy with Kurt Rambis glasses...."), I turned in the following line.
1-1, 1 HR, 4RBI
3 putouts in one inning including a ricochet catch of a popup off my teammate's shoulder
...and never spilled my beer!