Hey Jared Dudley, are you mad that you're not going to get to play with Steve Nash next season?
"Well, you know my main man Nash really helped my game grow. You guys might not know this but I was the 17th most efficient scorer in basketball last season, with 1.05 points per possession, which is in no small part due to my 17th best rank as a spot up shooter. But I'm not mad. I've got my man Steph Curry to help keep the defense honest, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh as dynamic players to keep the defense's focus, and Nik "The Body" Pekovic to kill it in the paint. All I've gotta do is sit around and wait for kick outs, while hitting the offensive boards. You guys would've know this, but I was the 5th best starting SF in the league last year at getting offensive rebounds."