Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[Yoki_IsTheName]

I might not be able to win this category but I'll try.

Toughest team:

Michael Westen
- Spy, can handle torture and those kind of stuff and still be able to think ahead. That's pretty tough

Triple H
- Tore his quad and still finished his match, enough said.

Lindsey Vonn
- Broken bones did not stop her for winning gold.

Sarah Palin
- All those media stuff and still has composure. Tough woman.

Elf
- They know how to live for ages, toughness is included in that process.

Lara Croft
- One girl expedition team. Can handle wild animals, nature and booby traps. Can't be tougher than her.

Francis M.
- Battled leukemia for years and still did not miss a bit on entertaining people. So much respect for this man.

Ron Burgundy
- Will jump into a bear pen to save a girl. All while his hair never gets messed up.

Rally Monkey
- Cold as ice, never gets pressured by the opponent.

Joseph Ducreax
- Halt! The time of hammer is upon us!

[Edgar]

[indeedproceed]

For me, (and not to detract from my campaign to inform all of you why if my team isn't the 'toughest', you're wrong)

Davinci is the Michael Jordan of smart men. He could design anything, do anything except mack the honeys and box.

Michaelangelo was all-NBA talent, but he wasn't on MJ's level.

Bill Russell is head and shoulders (metaphorically, physically, spiritually) over Phelps

Jefferson tops Jackson by a country mile

Leprachauns by definition have to be smarter than Golems on the surface, but really, are they? You can tell a Golem to do anything, and it can do it. Its powered by God's word.

Basically the only thing Golems lack is free will. Leprachuns are more likely to make a fart joke than do something really intelligent. I pass on this one.

Red Auerbach outdistances Brian Scalabrine as far as anyone outdistances anyone here.

Bruins Bear = Mortimer McPestle. You just drafted a guy in a weird suit. You both have guys in weird suits, unless the Bruins bear is actually a bear.

I'd slightly favor Tupac over Q-Tip, but only slightly.

Dude Love>Whoever your guy is. Dude Love is Mick Foley. Mick Foley is wicked smart.

Dexter ober Mackey

Lincoln over Santa Claus, but not by as wide a margin as you may think. For hundreds of years Santa Claus has orchestrated and managed an outfit that morally judged each individual child, coordinated travel across the world to millions, nay, billions of stops, and on top of that did it without computers. And he does that each and every year.

Honestly I have to think there is some real merit to arguing Santa is the smartest guy on the list not named Davinci. Santa Claus over Lincoln, changed my mind.

Redz has more wins and has the smartest dude.

[Edgar]

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DONT YOU KNOW I AM LOCO!!!!

[indeedproceed]

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DONT YOU KNOW I AM LOCO!!!!

Van Gough ain't hurtin nobody. He chopped off his own ear cuz some filly took his heart. Ain't nuttin to be scurred of.

[Roy H.]

^ Santa was a big wild card for me, too.  He trained reindeer to fly, for goodness sake. 

[Roy H.]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

[indeedproceed]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

Good point. Rick grimes let himself get cuckholded by his best buddy tho. Can't really endorse that from my TV cop.

[Roy H.]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

Good point. Rick grimes let himself get cuckholded by his best buddy tho. Can't really endorse that from my TV cop.

Cuckolded when he was in a coma.  He then came back and took his wife, and killed the dude.

[indeedproceed]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

Good point. Rick grimes let himself get cuckholded by his best buddy tho. Can't really endorse that from my TV cop.

Cuckolded when he was in a coma.  He then came back and took his wife, and killed the dude.

HE KILLED SHANE?!

I only got past episode 2 of season 2!

[Roy H.]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

Good point. Rick grimes let himself get cuckholded by his best buddy tho. Can't really endorse that from my TV cop.

Cuckolded when he was in a coma.  He then came back and took his wife, and killed the dude.

HE KILLED SHANE?!

I only got past episode 2 of season 2!

Oops.  SPOILER ALERT:  If you'd read the comic, Shane would have been dead within the first story arc.  Then, Rick would dig up his dead, zombified body, and kill him again. /SPOILER.

[indeedproceed]

By the way, I'm kind of disappointed that nobody took Rick Grimes as their TV cop.  The more zombie killers a draft has, the better.

Good point. Rick grimes let himself get cuckholded by his best buddy tho. Can't really endorse that from my TV cop.

Cuckolded when he was in a coma.  He then came back and took his wife, and killed the dude.

HE KILLED SHANE?!

I only got past episode 2 of season 2!

Oops.  SPOILER ALERT:  If you'd read the comic, Shane would have been dead within the first story arc.  Then, Rick would dig up his dead, zombified body, and kill him again. /SPOILER.

I withdraw my 'cuckholded' arguement.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08NKNk6al38 boom

[Bahku]

For me, (and not to detract from my campaign to inform all of you why if my team isn't the 'toughest', you're wrong)

Davinci is the Michael Jordan of smart men. He could design anything, do anything except mack the honeys and box.

Michaelangelo was all-NBA talent, but he wasn't on MJ's level.

Bill Russell is head and shoulders (metaphorically, physically, spiritually) over Phelps

Jefferson tops Jackson by a country mile

Leprachauns by definition have to be smarter than Golems on the surface, but really, are they? You can tell a Golem to do anything, and it can do it. Its powered by God's word.

Basically the only thing Golems lack is free will. Leprachuns are more likely to make a fart joke than do something really intelligent. I pass on this one.

Red Auerbach outdistances Brian Scalabrine as far as anyone outdistances anyone here.

Bruins Bear = Mortimer McPestle. You just drafted a guy in a weird suit. You both have guys in weird suits, unless the Bruins bear is actually a bear.

I'd slightly favor Tupac over Q-Tip, but only slightly.

Dude Love>Whoever your guy is. Dude Love is Mick Foley. Mick Foley is wicked smart.

Dexter ober Mackey

Lincoln over Santa Claus, but not by as wide a margin as you may think. For hundreds of years Santa Claus has orchestrated and managed an outfit that morally judged each individual child, coordinated travel across the world to millions, nay, billions of stops, and on top of that did it without computers. And he does that each and every year.

Honestly I have to think there is some real merit to arguing Santa is the smartest guy on the list not named Davinci. Santa Claus over Lincoln, changed my mind.

Redz has more wins and has the smartest dude.

DaVinci was not smarter than Michelangelo ... as smart as? Possibly, but no smarter. Michelangelo was an architect, painter, sculptor, poet, etc., and left accomplishments in a long line behind him, like cathedrals, staircases, huge works of art that covered entire ceilings, sculptures ... creative genius is as valid as any other, and they both excelled, both with IQ's in the 180's. Leo was a great inventor and mind, but was not the creative genius Michelangelo was on as many levels.

The definition of what Mort represents should be enough explanation as to why he's smarter, (I mean, the Bruins Bear doesn't even know what a eutectic is, let alone know how to spell it).

Santa was taken as a Wild Card, not a mythical being, and there's no way a make-believe pick can be judged as smarter than Honest Abe, (or even close). In fact, he really can't even be considered fairly, because he doesn't exist.

Sorry, but it doesn't pan out.

[Redz]

For me, (and not to detract from my campaign to inform all of you why if my team isn't the 'toughest', you're wrong)

Davinci is the Michael Jordan of smart men. He could design anything, do anything except mack the honeys and box.

Michaelangelo was all-NBA talent, but he wasn't on MJ's level.

Bill Russell is head and shoulders (metaphorically, physically, spiritually) over Phelps

Jefferson tops Jackson by a country mile

Leprachauns by definition have to be smarter than Golems on the surface, but really, are they? You can tell a Golem to do anything, and it can do it. Its powered by God's word.

Basically the only thing Golems lack is free will. Leprachuns are more likely to make a fart joke than do something really intelligent. I pass on this one.

Red Auerbach outdistances Brian Scalabrine as far as anyone outdistances anyone here.

Bruins Bear = Mortimer McPestle. You just drafted a guy in a weird suit. You both have guys in weird suits, unless the Bruins bear is actually a bear.

I'd slightly favor Tupac over Q-Tip, but only slightly.

Dude Love>Whoever your guy is. Dude Love is Mick Foley. Mick Foley is wicked smart.

Dexter ober Mackey

Lincoln over Santa Claus, but not by as wide a margin as you may think. For hundreds of years Santa Claus has orchestrated and managed an outfit that morally judged each individual child, coordinated travel across the world to millions, nay, billions of stops, and on top of that did it without computers. And he does that each and every year.

Honestly I have to think there is some real merit to arguing Santa is the smartest guy on the list not named Davinci. Santa Claus over Lincoln, changed my mind.

Redz has more wins and has the smartest dude.

DaVinci was not smarter than Michelangelo ... as smart as? Possibly, but no smarter. Michelangelo was an architect, painter, sculptor, poet, etc., and left accomplishments in a long line behind him, like cathedrals, staircases, huge works of art that covered entire ceilings, sculptures ... creative genius is as valid as any other, and they both excelled, both with IQ's in the 180's. Leo was a great inventor and mind, but was not the creative genius Michelangelo was on as many levels.

The definition of what Mort represents should be enough explanation as to why he's smarter, (I mean, the Bruins Bear doesn't even know what a eutectic is, let alone know how to spell is.

Santa was taken as a Wild Card, not a mythical being, and there's no way a make-believe pick can be judged as smarter than Honest Abe, (or even close). In fact, he really can't even be considered fairly, because he doesn't exist.

Sorry, but it doesn't pan out.

lol

Are we really debating Santa vs Abe here? 

This is what makes the Ultimate Draft a worthy endeavor.

It's all in the eye of the beholder.

And thanks for not adding a spoiler alert on Santa's lack of authenticity