Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

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BTW, Draymond Green. Can't miss!

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Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

No

Okay, Boris. Make sure you wear three different communist coats, cuz I heard the winters there in Siberia can get PRETTY cold. Dasvidaniya. comrade.

Sorry, was in the midst of doing the five minutes of mock draft work / youtube highlight reviewals to make myself an expert on who the celtics HAVE to draft, so I was a little short.

No, your team is filled with stupid players with a few exceptions. There are teams significantly smarter than yours and you wasted all of our time by posting that.

I'd expect that out of someone who saw 'Band Of Brothers' as a 'mediocre, historically irrelevant and inaccurate waste of time'.

I'll wait for real Americans' opinions.

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Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

No

Okay, Boris. Make sure you wear three different communist coats, cuz I heard the winters there in Siberia can get PRETTY cold. Dasvidaniya. comrade.

Sorry, was in the midst of doing the five minutes of mock draft work / youtube highlight reviewals to make myself an expert on who the celtics HAVE to draft, so I was a little short.

No, your team is filled with stupid players with a few exceptions. There are teams significantly smarter than yours and you wasted all of our time by posting that.

I'd expect that out of someone who saw 'Band Of Brothers' as a 'mediocre, historically irrelevant and inaccurate waste of time'.

I'll wait for real Americans' opinions.

Check my team and get back to me, bra. This team is rich with Americana

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That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

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That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

[indeedproceed]

That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

[StartOrien]

That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY PAR-TY!
WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY, PAR-TY!

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After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

For those not familiar, he wrote a detailed/terrible conspiracy article about how Obama was trying to create a 'Gay Boy Scots of America.'

Yeah real life Chuck Norris's head has swelled a bit since fake Chuck Norris became a thing, and somehow we're listening to real life Chuck Norris now, instead of telling jokes about how awesome fake Chuck Norris can kick.

#hipsterbrag I was always bummed when Chuck Norris facts became a thing b/c I had always enjoyed making jokes about "Walker, Texas Ranger" and those facts really stole my shine

ah ha, I knew there was a bias against Chuck!!

It's the Chuck of legend/action that's where he's smart.  If the aptitude tests are true, he still has to be pretty [dang] smart to rise to the level he has in both martial arts and in hollywood.  I ( or many others here) may not share his personal views on some issues but that's not an indication of lack of smarts.

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That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY PAR-TY!
WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY, PAR-TY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTBdrJHXvEo

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After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

For those not familiar, he wrote a detailed/terrible conspiracy article about how Obama was trying to create a 'Gay Boy Scots of America.'

Yeah real life Chuck Norris's head has swelled a bit since fake Chuck Norris became a thing, and somehow we're listening to real life Chuck Norris now, instead of telling jokes about how awesome fake Chuck Norris can kick.

#hipsterbrag I was always bummed when Chuck Norris facts became a thing b/c I had always enjoyed making jokes about "Walker, Texas Ranger" and those facts really stole my shine

ah ha, I knew there was a bias against Chuck!!

It's the Chuck of legend/action that's where he's smart.  If the aptitude tests are true, he still has to be pretty [dang] smart to rise to the level he has in both martial arts and in hollywood.  I ( or many others here) may not share his personal views on some issues but that's not an indication of lack of smarts.

Then you are referring to 'White Eagle' not Chuck Norris

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That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY PAR-TY!
WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY, PAR-TY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTBdrJHXvEo

[indeedproceed]

That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY PAR-TY!
WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY, PAR-TY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTBdrJHXvEo

You went backwards. I threw trump and you threw off-suit.

[StartOrien]

That was a Russian wrist watch. Don't you tell me to come on. It was a copy of a 1969 Timex.

As opposed to responding to this, I'm going to opt to cite lyrics from Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol"

Whoop, there it is
Check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet under if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy, could lose control
You better not mess with the Beach Patrol!

WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY PAR-TY!
WE ARE THE BEACH PATROL!
WE LIKE TO PAR-TY, PAR-TY, PAR-TY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTBdrJHXvEo

You went backwards. I threw trump and you threw off-suit.

You're arguing that Stephen Colbert singing 'Friday' with Jimmy Fallon and the guy from the Ford Commercials that ran about a billion times in the summer of 08 (POSSIBILITIES!) is more American than Hulk Hogan bobbing his head on top of Mount Rushmore? More Rubinoff, Mr. Marx Proceed?

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It is both more American, and more awesome.

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It is both more American, and more awesome.