Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[Bahku]

No more Mulligans? Due by midnite, I believe.

[Redz]

No more Mulligans? Due by midnite, I believe.

yup

[Yoki_IsTheName]

I'm on the phone so I'll make it quick.

Smartest team:

Westen. HHH, and Lara can figure things out on the fly. Elves are full of wisdom. Rally Monkey knows when to rally the troops and what to do, all the time. Francis M's lyrics about patriotism started a youth movement. And Sarah Palin.

[StartOrien]

Smartest Team

Patrick Swayze from "Ghost", David Caruso, Hulk Hogan, Andy Sipowitz, The Song "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac, Bango, Funkasaurus, Kramer, Kurt Angle, Altered Beast....

Ya.....

[slamtheking]

smartest team:
Artist - MC Escher --> takes a smart man to come up with art like that
Olympic Gold Medalist - Shaun White --> brilliant innovator on the snowboard
Losing U.S. Pres. Candidate - Thomas Dewey --> One of the more intelligent presidential losers we've had
Mythical Creature - Thor --> he controls lightning.  are you smart enough to do that?  thought not.
Redhead - Eric the Red --> one of the originators of the 'hostile takeovers'  
Mascot - UCSC Banana Slug --> pure marketing genius
Rapper - Fresh Prince Will Smith --> smart enough to ditch (c)rap "music" for hollywood stardom by appealing to the masses.
Pro Wrestler - Randy Macho Man Savage --> brilliant innovator that brought sex appeal (Ms. Elizabeth) to wrestling.  
TV Based Law Char. - Chuck Norris --> He's Chuck Norris, like I need to say more.
Wild Card - the Omniverse --> all the collective knowledge in all the universes.  

I think that's a winner  

[Rondo2287]

SMARTEST TEAM

Rondo2287
Artist - Bill Frakes - Dude is making a living by pushing a silver button while getting great seats for free at sporting events, if thats not the smartest man in the world I don't know who is

Olympic Gold Medalist - Misty May and Kerri Walsh - When they go to the office they are on a beach.  I wish I was smart enough to choose that career path

Losing U.S. Presidential Candidate - Howard Dean- meh can't really make an argument for this one

Mythical Creature/Being - Minotaur - Hes great at navicating mazes!

Redhead - Mystique - She can be the smartest person in the world whenever she wants. 

Mascot - Stanford Tree - Duhh, He got into Stanford, of course he is smart

Rapper - Blackalicious - Have you heard his chemistry rap?  Hes got to be the smartest rapper

Professional Wrestler - Jon 'Bones' Jones - If you don't think hes smart he will beat you up

TV Based Law Enforcement Character - Clancy Wiggum - No argument

Wild Card - John Mitchel - He called the Potato Famine a genocide of the Irish by the British before anybody else

[StartOrien]

After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

[indeedproceed]

After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

[StartOrien]

After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

For those not familiar, he wrote a detailed/terrible conspiracy article about how Obama was trying to create a 'Gay Boy Scots of America.'

[indeedproceed]

After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

For those not familiar, he wrote a detailed/terrible conspiracy article about how Obama was trying to create a 'Gay Boy Scots of America.'

Yeah real life Chuck Norris's head has swelled a bit since fake Chuck Norris became a thing, and somehow we're listening to real life Chuck Norris now, instead of telling jokes about how awesome fake Chuck Norris can kick.

[indeedproceed]

Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

[StartOrien]

After reading an article by him yesterday, I'm not ready to give my vote to smartest team to anyone who is carrying Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had to take a standardized aptitude test.

He struggled with a lot of the verbal portion, and was slightly above average in the math.

Chuck Norris jokes!

For those not familiar, he wrote a detailed/terrible conspiracy article about how Obama was trying to create a 'Gay Boy Scots of America.'

Yeah real life Chuck Norris's head has swelled a bit since fake Chuck Norris became a thing, and somehow we're listening to real life Chuck Norris now, instead of telling jokes about how awesome fake Chuck Norris can kick.

#hipsterbrag I was always bummed when Chuck Norris facts became a thing b/c I had always enjoyed making jokes about "Walker, Texas Ranger" and those facts really stole my shine

[StartOrien]

Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

No

[indeedproceed]

Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

No

Okay, Boris. Make sure you wear three different communist coats, cuz I heard the winters there in Siberia can get PRETTY cold. Dasvidaniya. comrade.

[StartOrien]

Wildman: Bill Murray
Wildman's steed: Ralphie The Buffalo
Wrassler: Andre The Giant
Lawman: Raylan Givens
'Losing' PC: Stephen Colbert
Redhead: Bill Walton
O-Gold: Jim Thorpe
Mythic Beast: Falcor
MC: Mos Def
Artist: Jack Kirby

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand why this team is clearly the smartest team out there. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Hey, they have an actual live Buffalo, and Andre The Giant. They can't be all that smart.'

Well, a wolf can't do multivariate calculus and a soaring eagle doesn't understand the Socratic Method, but that doesn't mean they're not smart. They're as smart as God made them. And God made America, and God made Freedom, and well, maybe I'm not a genius, but that's plenty smart enough for me.

No

Okay, Boris. Make sure you wear three different communist coats, cuz I heard the winters there in Siberia can get PRETTY cold. Dasvidaniya. comrade.

Sorry, was in the midst of doing the five minutes of mock draft work / youtube highlight reviewals to make myself an expert on who the celtics HAVE to draft, so I was a little short.

No, your team is filled with stupid players with a few exceptions. There are teams significantly smarter than yours and you wasted all of our time by posting that.