Off-Topic: What are your 'Three Rules'?

[Redz]

Just one rule:

Never be so pretentious and self-absorbed that you claim to live by three rules that you made up to be clever.

Hilarious. I've got like a million snarky responses but I will forgo these and just nominate this as the most ironically hilarious comment I think I may have ever seen.

Funny you should say that. I had already typed 3 different responses and removed them again, for the exact same reason.

Doesn't it strike you as incredibly coincidental that the basis of Tenn. Smoothie's one rule that he lives his life by just happened to come up as a topic here?  I mean, what are the odds?

[Kiorrik]

Just one rule:

Never be so pretentious and self-absorbed that you claim to live by three rules that you made up to be clever.

Hilarious. I've got like a million snarky responses but I will forgo these and just nominate this as the most ironically hilarious comment I think I may have ever seen.

Funny you should say that. I had already typed 3 different responses and removed them again, for the exact same reason.

Doesn't it strike you as incredibly coincidental that the basis of Tenn. Smoothie's one rule that he lives his life by just happened to come up as a topic here?  I mean, what are the odds?

[MBz]

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an ole lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

okay so it's four, but I've had this song stuck in my head all day, so it works for me.

[RebusRankin]

There's three rules you've gotta follow.

What kind of rules?

1. Keep him out of the light.

He hates bright light, especially sunlight.

It'll kill him.

2. And keep him away from water. Don 't get him wet.

3. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget...

...no matter how much he cries or how much he begs...

...never, never feed him after midnight. Got it?

Oops wrong thread.

[indeedproceed]

Hahaha. TP to Rebus.

[Redz]

I'm sure there are more, but here are a few I like to live by

1) Don't cheap out on toilet paper (spend the extra nickel and get the good stuff).

2. Be honest whenever possible.

3. Don't be a jerk.

[thirstyboots18]

My three top rules (of many):

                 1.  defend your friends
                 2.  stand up for your principles
                 3.  clean up after your dog