2012 'Pick Two' Draft Board

[StartOrien]

Marc Gasol is the second best center in the NBa.

I bet you insist that Target is totally better than Wal-Mart as well, even though you know they only bump their prices to keep poor people out.

Marc Gasol indeed.

Wait. You're saying Walmart is better than Target?

They're the same!

Most insane comment you've made to date.

Have you ever seen peopleofwalmart.com?  Now have you seen a site called peopleoftarget.com?  no cause target is the bomb

Target=Walmart with a little higher prices and less poor people.

EDIT: Which, actually I have to concede is better.

Spoken like a true progressive.

I like Walmart.  Unless you're shopping for clothing, I prefer it over target.  The prices are better, and they have more stuff.  Plus, their food prices are significantly better than most grocery chains.

I can deal with a few fat ladies in sweatpants if it means equal quality and more variety for lower prices.

Yo, can we talk about the disgusting floors at Walmart for a second?

[Rondo2287]

It's like comparing Andrew Bynum's number of games played per season to Marc Gasol's.  

What about comparing Bynum's rings to Marc's?  Oh, snap.

If it werent for Marc, bynum wouldnt have those rings.

[StartOrien]

Also, greeters are awkward.

Replace them with hand sanitizer stations.

[Roy H.]

Marc Gasol is the second best center in the NBa.

I bet you insist that Target is totally better than Wal-Mart as well, even though you know they only bump their prices to keep poor people out.

Marc Gasol indeed.

Wait. You're saying Walmart is better than Target?

They're the same!

Most insane comment you've made to date.

Have you ever seen peopleofwalmart.com?  Now have you seen a site called peopleoftarget.com?  no cause target is the bomb

Target=Walmart with a little higher prices and less poor people.

EDIT: Which, actually I have to concede is better.

Spoken like a true progressive.

I like Walmart.  Unless you're shopping for clothing, I prefer it over target.  The prices are better, and they have more stuff.  Plus, their food prices are significantly better than most grocery chains.

I can deal with a few fat ladies in sweatpants if it means equal quality and more variety for lower prices.

Yo, can we talk about the disgusting floors at Walmart for a second?

Apparently our Walmarts up here in Maine are higher class than elsewhere.  They can actually afford janitors.

[Roy H.]

It's like comparing Andrew Bynum's number of games played per season to Marc Gasol's.  

What about comparing Bynum's rings to Marc's?  Oh, snap.

If it werent for Marc, bynum wouldnt have those rings.

Marc's claim to fame:  I was traded for my better, more talented brother.

[indeedproceed]

Also, greeters are awkward.

Replace them with hand sanitizer stations.

Nah man. That all plays second fiddle to the dregs of humanity that walk through those doors. In the 1850's Charles Dickens toured American prisons and mental institutions to see what the most base forms of humanity looked like.

In 2012 he'd just go to Wal-Mart in Ogdensburg, NY.

[StartOrien]

Marc Gasol is the second best center in the NBa.

I bet you insist that Target is totally better than Wal-Mart as well, even though you know they only bump their prices to keep poor people out.

Marc Gasol indeed.

Wait. You're saying Walmart is better than Target?

They're the same!

Most insane comment you've made to date.

Have you ever seen peopleofwalmart.com?  Now have you seen a site called peopleoftarget.com?  no cause target is the bomb

Target=Walmart with a little higher prices and less poor people.

EDIT: Which, actually I have to concede is better.

Spoken like a true progressive.

I like Walmart.  Unless you're shopping for clothing, I prefer it over target.  The prices are better, and they have more stuff.  Plus, their food prices are significantly better than most grocery chains.

I can deal with a few fat ladies in sweatpants if it means equal quality and more variety for lower prices.

Yo, can we talk about the disgusting floors at Walmart for a second?

Apparently our Walmarts up here in Maine are higher class than elsewhere.  They can actually afford janitors.

I'll give you this - I went to a Wal-Mart near Ramond, ME. Was QUITE impressed with the sanitation and overall cleanliness. I'm not sure if that's something Maine does special, but I'll tip my cap to Maine Wal Marts.

[Roy H.]

Atzar is here.  Can we get this party started?  The first three picks should be ready to go.

[indeedproceed]

Courtney Lee and Tayshaun Prince, two perfectly acceptable starters, both with Finals experience and in the prime of their lives. Looking for an upgrade on one and an upcoming pick in the 5th for trade.

[nickagneta]

Cavs are ready with their pick

[StartOrien]

Also, greeters are awkward.

Replace them with hand sanitizer stations.

Nah man. That all plays second fiddle to the dregs of humanity that walk through those doors. In the 1850's Charles Dickens toured American prisons and mental institutions to see what the most base forms of humanity looked like.

In 2012 he'd just go to Wal-Mart in Ogdensburg, NY.

That's what I'm talking about! Social norms still exist in Target. People are polite, patient, etc.

It's the g-d armageddon at Wal Mart's. Free for all! No Rules! I can't stand it!

[wdleehi]

Spurs are ready with the 2nd pick.

[indeedproceed]

Reminds me of independence day.

[Rondo2287]

Also, greeters are awkward.

Replace them with hand sanitizer stations.

Nah man. That all plays second fiddle to the dregs of humanity that walk through those doors. In the 1850's Charles Dickens toured American prisons and mental institutions to see what the most base forms of humanity looked like.

In 2012 he'd just go to Wal-Mart in Ogdensburg, NY.

Best buy greeters are worse than Walmart Greeters, best buy greeters always look like they are judging me after I walk out with nothing.

[StartOrien]

Courtney Lee and Tayshaun Prince, two perfectly acceptable starters, both with Finals experience and in the prime of their lives. Looking for an upgrade on one and an upcoming pick in the 5th for trade.

Hey bro, chill. We're talking Wal-Mart vs Target here.