Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

[Redz]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

ahhh, but did your beef come from free range cows loyally and lovingly raised on a diet of organic malted milk balls and dreamsicles?

[indeedproceed]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

ahhh, but did your beef come from free range cows loyally and lovingly raised on a diet of organic malted milk balls and dreamsicles?

That's pretty funny.

[StartOrien]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

ahhh, but did your beef come from free range cows loyally and lovingly raised on a diet of organic malted milk balls and dreamsicles?

Nope, just cows that were fed absurd amounts of HGH for the 6 weeks that they were allowed to live.

[StartOrien]

[mgent]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

I can't anymore they're like 1.30.

[StartOrien]

I could have 16 junior bacon cheeseburgers for that price

#justthefacts

I can't anymore they're like 1.30.

freakin' Obama, man.

[Edgar]

I define cover for Pandacracy

U2               250
Chris Rock       150
Cirque du Soleil 250
DJ and Dancing   Free
                            $ 650.00 per person a night
Discount if you love pandas $ 635.00
                            $  15.00

$15.oo a night / Love a Panda Visit Pandacracy

One Courtesy Long Island Ice Tea by the terrace

[mgent]

I always feel like Pandacracy's specialty drink should be a PanDaiquiri.

[Edgar]

I always feel like Pandacracy's specialty drink should be a PanDaiquiri.

Great idea... We will use that on Ladies Nights.

35,000 ladies 2,500 guys

[mgent]

I always feel like Pandacracy's specialty drink should be a PanDaiquiri.

Great idea... We will use that on Ladies Nights.

35,000 ladies 2,500 guys

That's great odds for a 15some.

[Edgar]

I always feel like Pandacracy's specialty drink should be a PanDaiquiri.

Great idea... We will use that on Ladies Nights.

35,000 ladies 2,500 guys

That's great odds for a 15some.

Most likely
That will guarantee you will receive 14 rejections
but hey theres always No.15

[thirstyboots18]

I define cover for Pandacracy

U2               250
Chris Rock       150
Cirque du Soleil 250
DJ and Dancing   Free
                            $ 650.00 per person a night
Discount if you love pandas $ 635.00
                            $  15.00

$15.oo a night / Love a Panda Visit Pandacracy

One Courtesy Long Island Ice Tea by the terrace

Edgar!  I have been thrifty most of my life, and now  I am doing well.  However, retired people (like me) especially if they have children are, well, er, um, ah....cheapskates.  You have priced me right out of your world.  Even if TPs, could be used for tips,  I still  would have an emotionally  hard time paying the nightly price.  

Look out guys, I am coming slumming...will soon be in your neighborhood.  

[Edgar]

I define cover for Pandacracy

U2               250
Chris Rock       150
Cirque du Soleil 250
DJ and Dancing   Free
                            $ 650.00 per person a night
Discount if you love pandas $ 635.00
                            $  15.00

$15.oo a night / Love a Panda Visit Pandacracy

One Courtesy Long Island Ice Tea by the terrace

Edgar!  I have been thrifty most of my life, and now  I am doing well.  However, retired people (like me) especially if they have children are, well, er, um, ah....cheapskates.  You have priced me right out of your world.  Even if TPs, could be used for tips,  I still  would have an emotionally  hard time paying the nightly price.  

Look out guys, I am coming slumming...will soon be in your neighborhood.  

Ladies night are 3 nights a week
Ladies doesnt pay.

[Roy H.]

I define cover for Pandacracy

U2               250
Chris Rock       150
Cirque du Soleil 250
DJ and Dancing   Free
                            $ 650.00 per person a night
Discount if you love pandas $ 635.00
                            $  15.00

$15.oo a night / Love a Panda Visit Pandacracy

One Courtesy Long Island Ice Tea by the terrace

Edgar!  I have been thrifty most of my life, and now  I am doing well.  However, retired people (like me) especially if they have children are, well, er, um, ah....cheapskates.  You have priced me right out of your world.  Even if TPs, could be used for tips,  I still  would have an emotionally  hard time paying the nightly price.  

Look out guys, I am coming slumming...will soon be in your neighborhood.  

Ladies night are 3 nights a week
Ladies doesnt pay.

Seafood:  $75 per piece?

Either that, or Pandacracy has a rich and mysterious benefactor.