Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

Still waiting on ChicagoCeltics's Yelp and someone else who wants to go today.

[indeedproceed]

Thank you all for the education in a Grateful Dead.
Based on what you all have described, it sounds like a terrible drink.  Too bad, given how much I like the band.
 

It was actually my first legal drink.  Poured for me at the stroke of midnight at my dad's bar by a Deadhead bartender.

Yeah, its not a bad drink. Very strong, very tasty, little sweet for me, but still deliciouso.

[ChampKind]

Man, I knew these yelp reviews were going to be good but literally everyone is hitting it out of the park.

Agree.

amazing!

p.s.

Trouble reared its head later, as a horde of escaped gorillas from a neighboring Cirque du Soleil show broke free, trapping a family of seven in their mini-van a block away. Now, I finally understood the reverie for the bouncer.

As Cirque du soleil dont carry animals I am sure you were talking about

Either way, Sal Giunta killed something out there.

[indeedproceed]

Man, I knew these yelp reviews were going to be good but literally everyone is hitting it out of the park.

Agree.

amazing!

p.s.

Trouble reared its head later, as a horde of escaped gorillas from a neighboring Cirque du Soleil show broke free, trapping a family of seven in their mini-van a block away. Now, I finally understood the reverie for the bouncer.

As Cirque du soleil dont carry animals I am sure you were talking about

Either way, Sal Giunta killed something out there.

I bet people say the same thing after his bowel movements, with equal amounts of high-fives.

[StartOrien]

I guess I kinda got Tom Petty (and Stevie Nicks!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthc2Bb-21Y

[chicagoceltic]

I was surprised no one took:

Golden Tee
Big Buck Hunter
Line Dancing (Rondo, at least)

And I was kinda surprised none of the Midwest guys took any Goose Island beers - their stuff is pretty excellent.

I nearly chose "video games" as miy activity which I figured would include golden tee, buck hunter, the mega touch machines etc. but I didn't want Sam N Ella's to be Dave N Buster's.

[chicagoceltic]

Still waiting on ChicagoCeltics's Yelp and someone else who wants to go today.

Mine will be up tonight after I get home from work..

[StartOrien]

Still waiting on ChicagoCeltics's Yelp and someone else who wants to go today.

Mine will be up tonight after I get home from work..

Sounds good!

[Redz]

Yeh, I definitely see things going horribly wrong at the Panda Parlor.  Remember how nice an idea Jurassic Park seemed with all of those fool proof security systems?

There will be fatalities.  Mark my word.

Now don't get me wrong. People might die of depression at Shecky's, but at least there will be no false pretenses.

[Cman]

Thank you all for the education in a Grateful Dead.
Based on what you all have described, it sounds like a terrible drink.  Too bad, given how much I like the band.
 

It was actually my first legal drink.  Poured for me at the stroke of midnight at my dad's bar by a Deadhead bartender.

Yeah, its not a bad drink. Very strong, very tasty, little sweet for me, but still deliciouso.

It's the thought of this that turns my stomach:

[indeedproceed]

Thank you all for the education in a Grateful Dead.
Based on what you all have described, it sounds like a terrible drink.  Too bad, given how much I like the band.
 

It was actually my first legal drink.  Poured for me at the stroke of midnight at my dad's bar by a Deadhead bartender.

Yeah, its not a bad drink. Very strong, very tasty, little sweet for me, but still deliciouso.

It's the thought of this that turns my stomach:

haha. Usually I just call it 'red stuff'.

[Edgar]

Yeh, I definitely see things going horribly wrong at the Panda Parlor.  Remember how nice an idea Jurassic Park seemed with all of those fool proof security systems?

There will be fatalities.  Mark my word.

Now don't get me wrong. People might die of depression at Shecky's, but at least there will be no false pretenses.

[StartOrien]

Yeh, I definitely see things going horribly wrong at the Panda Parlor.  Remember how nice an idea Jurassic Park seemed with all of those fool proof security systems?

There will be fatalities.  Mark my word.

Now don't get me wrong. People might die of depression at Shecky's, but at least there will be no false pretenses.

Question: If in need of medical attention, do I at least have the option to get a human doctor?

[StartOrien]

I mean, like hahaha, I think I might have the cold it's cute that I have a panda doctor.

But if I'm blue from inhaling glitter, and it's a matter of life and death I'm probably going to prefer a human.

[indeedproceed]

Pandacracy: Black And White Is The New Swag-Bomb!
Swag, bro. Straight swag. Like, I walked in the door, and I got a complementary pair of authentic Chuck Norris Action Jeans...from freakin CHUCK NORRIS, Bro! I can't do a side-kick to the jaw, but I'm gonna learn now bro. Won't bind my legs!

So this bar bro...it ain't even a bar. It ain't even a restaurant/bistro, or even like an activity zone or somethin. Its like Disney World met the Ghost Bar in Vegas, then adopted a Chinese baby. Its a swag bomb homie, and its goin off 24 hours a day, six days a week, 365 days a year.

You walk in and you're like, genuinely emotional about how amazing it is. My buddy Rocco kinda teared up a bit, and as I lovingly wiped the tears off his cheek, assuring him as I had countless times before that his struggle in life was my struggle, and our souls we inextricably bound in ties that other people could not emotionally comprehend, I met his eyes and we both knew what the other was thinking: CHICKS!

I'm not gonna lie to you, my dudes. I couldn't see the whole bar. Not in just one night. We first went over to Issac's bar for some New Jersey Iced Teas (because New Jersey is was cooler than those posers from Long Island. I mean, I'm from Webster NY, which is just outside of Rochester and I've never been to either place, but I know factually that New Jersey is a completely different and cooler culture of its own). And we met some lovely ladies there that had came to Pandacracy but had underestimated the $200 cover charge and $50 drinks. I looked at my dude and he looked at me and we were like "BALLLLINNNNNNNN".

So we bought the ladies drinks as long as they would come to the dance floor with us.

Three days, 30 lbs, and $2500 dollars later we emerged in a hungry stupor, and barely made it over to the Raw Bar. Chef Ming Tsai whipped us up around 80 oysters, and as we gobbled them up like cheetos, he cautiously backed away from the table.

I don't know what happened next, but I woke up naked, covered in baby oil, being spooned by what looked like a ladybug-person. My whole body hurt, and I never did find my pants.

This bar is like a marathon, bro. Its epic, its brolic, its swagrific, and its something that nobody sane would do every-day.

Next week I've got a date with LadyBug to go see Cirque Du Solie, but I don't think she knows I ain't a one woma...one bug dude. Five Stars, best time of my life.