Bouncer and Kung Fu Sensei
why?
• Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green
• Chuck Norris was the reason why the Great Wall of China was constructed. It failed miserably.
• Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth, the earth lives under Chuck Norris.
• It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
• Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang
• Global warming AKA the Norris effect, is a result of the earth being too affraid of making Chuck cold. Someone please tell it, it couldn't if it tried
• Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
• Chuck Norris is the reason Kenny dies all the time
• All the "Most Interesting Man in the World" facts are really Chuck Norris' Memoirs.
• Your mum was at Chuck Norris' place last night. That's why she couldn't tuck your sorry a** into bed.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
• Chuck Norris is so smart he doesn't need an encyclopedia, he is the encyclopedia
• Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you.
• Chuck Norris messed with Texas.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze and cough silently
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
• Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
• Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
• Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6
• Steven Hawking actually stole all of his scientific findings from Chuck Norris. He was been confined to a wheelchair and unable to speak ever since.
• Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks.
• Chuck Norris can make an atheist believe
• Chuck Norris doesn't need a minute to win it
• A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
• chuck norris never did steroids. Steroids did Chuck norris
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to work as people pay him to protect themselves
• The Dos Equis guy was cloned from a peice of Chuck Norris's ass
• Chuck Norriss' calandar goes from march 31st to april 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris is not immortal, he just chooses not to die.
• When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
• Chuck Norris failed in Chemistry because the only element he knows is the element of surprise
• If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
• The first man who saw Chuck Norris was the man who invented "Aww
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