WELCOME TO
THE PLAYOFFS
ARE ORIEN
Welcome one and all, I'll be your host for the evening. For those who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the god of grammar, the sultan of sentence structure, the ayatolla of blogatolla.
But the people who do know me call me
the champ.
KC, I read your INSUFFERABLE post to start things off. And in between the pandering and the catch phrases, I saw what I see in
everybody else on this site.PURE JEALOUSY.
Jealous of what I've done. Jealous what I'm about to do. Jealous that I'm far and away, without a shadow of a doubt: The best looking man on this site.
I've ridden in limousines you couldn't fathom, flew in private jets, you couldn't draw and been to heights higher than you could ever dream.
And dreams, KC, are dangerous:
Because, KC we know in your heart of hearts, each night before sleeping in your race car, you slip on you replica Marc Gasol swingman jersey and remind pray to the gods of hoop:
"Oh Lord, please bring my Memphis Grizzlies a championship."
And it'll be this dream that'll intercept your pipe dream of EVER winning a Celticsblog championship:
Because of those two monsters on the block: The reformed Randolph getting hot in pistol, and Marc Gasol being, as we both proclaim him to be; the second best center in the league.
Because Rudy Gay's back, and ready to play the role you continuously tout that he can play: The perfect wing compliment to a team that commits it self to the post. The superstar whose ready to sacrifice for the greater team. The guy who'll feed the post when necessary, and light up a weaker, Hedo Turkoglu-like defender when needed.
And because we know the difference between Mike Conley and Tony "Pretty Boy" Parker: Tony Parker is the Point Guard Mike Conley can dream of. The point guard with championship experience, who shoots exceptionally well from the field and doesn't fold in the playoffs.
And because that bench is a thing of beauty. Probably the best the league has EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEERRRRRRRRR seen:
The defense and heart of Chuck Hayes, The complimentary change of pace shooting in Channing Frye, the speed and length of Paul George & Trevor Ariza and the emerging star in Jeff Teague.
So KC, It'll be your dream that'll destroy dream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDSE7RHvno