FINALLY!KC!HAS COME BACK!TO. THE. PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOFFS! This is a great night Indeedproceed. A great night for KC, a great night TooTartOrangutang and his sidekick Inactionjackson27. Hell, it’s even a great night for you Indeed… Excuse KC, but where in the blue hell are we supposed to proceeding to?
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PROCEEDING TO!
The fact is that the millions…
AND MILLIONS!
Of KC’s fans don’t give a good monkey fart where your little arm brace wearing, eye visor needing team thinks we’re proceeding to, because they already know. They already know that KC’s Celtics are driving the Pawnstar Pacers directly to the smackdown hotel. That’s right we’re packing up the whole Conme Pacers family, even Grandpa Orien with his belt that’s too small for his big corn syrup belly and little Jimmy Jack Action, and we’re shoving them in the van that ZBO lives in and driving them straight to the front door.
You see KC learned something about StartOrien and Action781 this draft. Something that shocked KC. KC had always assumed that StartOFacing and Fraction 1/78th were competitors who could rise to any challenge, even a challenge from KC. That’s why KC deigned to defend Eric Gordon as vehemently as he did against attacks from StartOrien, KC assumed that StartOrien could handle the heat. And then he said this:
It. Is. On
And KC was prepared. He was ready for the challenge of a life time. Last year’s champ verse the people’s champ, KC. A fight for the ages, a fight that would live on in Celticsblog lore! KC was excited. Indeedproceed was excited. Even Roy Hobb’s mamma was excited. And then KC heard…
Crickets.
The showdown of a lifetime and TartOreos didn’t have the cojones to step up to get smacked down by KC. So KC did what he always does when he gets disappointed. He called up his friend Edgar and they went to the Panda Petting Zoo. And as KC was petting that marvelous black and white panda he saw that young Panda's magnificent under carriage , he wondered how a management team with a cojones deficiency win in the playoffs if a creature that powerful with an abundance couldn't survive among the bamboo and the communists? As far as KC knew it was impossible. And then KC realized that this lack of cojones was an epidemic on that team. That the Pacers had become a team of...
Eunuchs.
So let KC say get one thing straight… let him get one thing crystal clear. Don’t you expect KC ‘ s Celtics to quit like SOL and Can’tgetTraction85 did in the draft thread. Don’t expect, Eric Gordon not to light Courtney Lee like the Peanuts did Charlie Brown’s pathetic little Christmas tree. “That’s what Smacktalk is all about Start Orien!”
Don’t you expect, Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph not to fold like a wet house of cards when the meet Horford and Monroe like they did Perkins and Ibaka. Don’t you expect, Jrue Holiday not to cut off Tony Parker’s routes to the basket worse than Eva Longoria cut off his access to Spanish Fly.
And don’t you ever… AND KC MEANS EVER… think that the Spawn3 Pacers can advance to the next round.
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAWWWWWWWWW! WHAT KC!
IS!
COOKIN!
Topic: 2011 CB Draft Eastern Playoffs: 1st Round (Read 41492 times)