Anyone wanna waste their time in a divisional breakdown?
It's not a "breakdown", but here's a very quick sketch of how I see the divisions breaking down. This is done on incomplete information, though -- if team rosters weren't updated in the official thread, I went by memory. In other words, if I massively underrated your team, it's your own fault. 
Atlantic:
1. Boston*
2. Philly*
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3. Knicks*
4. Nets*
Central:
1. Pawnee*
2. El Salvador*
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3. Detroit
4. Chicago
Southeast:
1. Washington*
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2. Orlando*
3. Miami
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4. Atlanta
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Southwest:
1. Memphis*
2. Cleveland*
--------------- (gap)
3. San Antonio
4. Dallas
Northwest:
1. Denver*
2. Portland*
------------------ (gap)
3. OKC*
4. Utah
Pacific:
1. Sacramento*
2. Golden State*
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3. Phoenix*
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4. Los Angeles
I had a hard time finding eight playoff teams in the East, and I had trouble limiting myself to eight teams in the West. I think the West is both deeper and has more contenders than the East.
Wow, a team with solid defense, a great passer, good rebounding (on both sides) rebounding, athletic and can score in the last place?
Atlanta has probably on of the best passers and penetration-guy in the game in Rondo.
Yes Caron will play outside to stretch the floor. He's a 37% 3 point shooter but he will play to shoot behind the rainbow. And this team have Jamal Crawford who, even at 36% percent is still a respected outside shooter to bring in if Caron is not hitting shots.
A PF who even though has maturity and laziness on defense issues is still a close double-double machine, with still enough potential to improve more, as he is improving every year.
A team who, it's starting 5 alone is averaging a career 8 offensive rebounds a game will create a lot of second chance opportunities.
A team with great defense (PF being the only liability but can be covered up by a tenacious SF and C), shot blockers/alterers and can create turnovers.
I understand not making the playoffs but last place? C'mon.