I wouldn't hate to have his four-year maximum-salary contract though 
Yeah man. I was just thinking the same thing looking at the thread title.
First, I'd hate to be a Portland fan. Their two future superstars (and I tell you this..if Oden and Roy were both 100% healthy for the past 2 years, with Porland's depth..they would be challenging the Lakers this season) are both now iffy propositions at best, and their best player aside from Aldridge is a guy that the fans killed management over for giving him so much money.
2) The rest of the fans in the NBA. Brandon Roy was and is one of my favorite players, and honestly he's got the most well rounded game of any 2 guard aside from Kobe. If his career had held the course it was supposed to, he'd be challenging Kobe for that spot this season, second to maybe Wade.
EDIT: Right now the two non-celtics I like watching score most are Carmelo and Brandon Roy..there is an effortlessness that both guys exude that is just mesmerizing. They both have this weird thing they do while dribbling..where they don't look like they're moving that fast (unlike say Rondo, or Beaubois, or Parker), and they don't look like they're super-strong (like Lebron, or Wade), but the defense just seems to crumble. Its like Paul Pierce used to be every time he touched the ball.
3) Then I'd feel sorry for Portland's management, but they fired Kevin Pritchard, so I don't.
4) Then I'd feel sorry for Brandon Roy, who obviously isn't just a paycheck player.