I think most people picked Cleveland because Boston played .500 ball towards the end of the season. Or is that revisionism?
Anyway, if we had Chris Paul, he would have taken LeBron's heart, or whatever non-sensical metaphor you would like to use.
Regarding your character concerns, did you know that the Lakers just won a title with Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest and not a church choir?
It seems to me like you missed the NBA Finals and only caught the 2nd Round. If you would like me to explain how the NBA Playoffs work, I can.