Ultimate Draft II (Congrats to Roy for winning Best Overall)

[Redz]

Of the folks weighing in thus far, it comes down to wdleehi vs. Redz for me (staff bias!)  Since I can't in good conscience vote for Obama, I think Redz is my front-runner.

However, lots of teams haven't advocated for themselves yet, so it's not a sealed deal yet.

I am out of this cat to but I will be faithfull to Dora
Sorry Mr. rojos

Sorry doesn't butter the biscuit.   Dora can't even make it to the end of her driveway without her talking back pack and map.  The monkey does more than she does.  She's worthless and weak.

[Redz]

Obama in discussion with Godzilla.





Godzilla is not quite as impressive face to face like he is on the movie screen.   I guess the magic of movies makes him look taller (like Tom Cruise)

this probably doesn't support my rebuttal well but, it's humorous nonetheless



Here, this is better:

[wdleehi]

Of the folks weighing in thus far, it comes down to wdleehi vs. Redz for me (staff bias!)  Since I can't in good conscience vote for Obama, I think Redz is my front-runner.

However, lots of teams haven't advocated for themselves yet, so it's not a sealed deal yet.

I am out of this cat to but I will be faithfull to Dora
Sorry Mr. rojos

Sorry doesn't butter the biscuit.   Dora can't even make it to the end of her driveway without her talking back pack and map.  The monkey does more than she does.  She's worthless and weak.

But she has those things.


She has a map that will tell the team the road to World Conquest in 3 easy steps.


And along the way, everything she needs will either be in her backpack or magically appear.



At the end, even Godzilla is joining into her victory dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUqhJ3Sp-ts&feature=related

[Redz]

Of the folks weighing in thus far, it comes down to wdleehi vs. Redz for me (staff bias!)  Since I can't in good conscience vote for Obama, I think Redz is my front-runner.

However, lots of teams haven't advocated for themselves yet, so it's not a sealed deal yet.

I am out of this cat to but I will be faithfull to Dora
Sorry Mr. rojos

Sorry doesn't butter the biscuit.   Dora can't even make it to the end of her driveway without her talking back pack and map.  The monkey does more than she does.  She's worthless and weak.

But she has those things.


She has a map that will tell the team the road to World Conquest in 3 easy steps.


And along the way, everything she needs will either be in her backpack or magically appear.



At the end, even Godzilla is joining into her victory dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUqhJ3Sp-ts&feature=related

OK fine.  Keep the flippin' map and backpack if you need the crutch, but do you have to sing the same insipid songs every time?

[wdleehi]

Of the folks weighing in thus far, it comes down to wdleehi vs. Redz for me (staff bias!)  Since I can't in good conscience vote for Obama, I think Redz is my front-runner.

However, lots of teams haven't advocated for themselves yet, so it's not a sealed deal yet.

I am out of this cat to but I will be faithfull to Dora
Sorry Mr. rojos

Sorry doesn't butter the biscuit.   Dora can't even make it to the end of her driveway without her talking back pack and map.  The monkey does more than she does.  She's worthless and weak.

But she has those things.


She has a map that will tell the team the road to World Conquest in 3 easy steps.


And along the way, everything she needs will either be in her backpack or magically appear.



At the end, even Godzilla is joining into her victory dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUqhJ3Sp-ts&feature=related

OK fine.  Keep the flippin' map and backpack if you need the crutch, but do you have to sing the same insipid songs every time?

Of course.  It is my teams version of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek&feature=related

[wdleehi]

When is the vote? 

[action781]

ACTION781 - WORLD CONQUERORS

This team is obviously led by Genghis Khan. 
He had conquered enough land during his reign so that he lays claim over the largest empire in the history of the world. 
He conquered so many women over this time that:

An international group of geneticists studying Y-chromosome data have found that nearly 8 percent of the men living in the region of the former Mongol empire carry y-chromosomes that are nearly identical. That translates to 0.5 percent of the male population in the world, or roughly 16 million descendants living today.

Genghis Khan lived from about 1162 to 1227 and fathered hundreds or even thousands of children as his armies swept across the continent. This makes him by far the most probable source of the common chromosome.

Professor Sykes said: “Genghis Khan may have been the most successful male ever at spreading his genes."

Ghenghis Khan: best conqueror ever.  You might be a direct descendant of him and his conquering.  QED

His right hand man, obviously, is Chuck Norris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGJmDfSXps4

His left hand man, is 12x world heavyweight championship conqueror, Hulk Hogan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJr0M4Fsu34

Khan might not have a ton of other fantastic individual conquerors beside him, but he has a great cast of role players like Randy Johnson to help him conquer.  As Khan is sweeping through your nation, if you choose to step up to defend yourself, you'll end up like this bird: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/11272/

Again, simply a role player here, but Brian Scalabrine has proven to be a key role player for the 2008 Boston Celtics who conquered the basketball world.  You can bet if Khan, Norris, Hogan, or anyone else needs a cup of water, a high five, a towel, or anything at all that Brian Scalabrine will deliver it.

[action781]

After playing full steam in the first half of the "Smartest" discussion, I think my team wore out from battling hard with the Wonderporium.  So, I'm taking Roy's method and saved all my efforts til the 4th quarter, just before the voting.   

[Redz]

When is the vote? 

Sorry.  Busy weekend.  Working on it.

[wdleehi]

When is the vote? 

Sorry.  Busy weekend.  Working on it.

Hey, no problem.


This is all stress free.

[nickagneta]

I figured I would give a shout out for a shot at Smartest team since I easily had the most intelligent person selected, Red Auerbach. Alas, I knew I was fighting a severely sloped incline in the wrong direction.

So then I figured, why not try the World Conquerors since a couple of my guys had conquered some worlds of their own. Sadly, I think I stand less of a chance in this category.

I'm not even going to try the Funniest category.

So I'll be waiting patiently for the Best Basketball Team when everyone can let misha know that I put together a much better team than he did.

Til then

[Redz]

I figured I would give a shout out for a shot at Smartest team since I easily had the most intelligent person selected, Red Auerbach. Alas, I knew I was fighting a severely sloped incline in the wrong direction.

So then I figured, why not try the World Conquerors since a couple of my guys had conquered some worlds of their own. Sadly, I think I stand less of a chance in this category.

I'm not even going to try the Funniest category.

So I'll be waiting patiently for the Best Basketball Team when everyone can let misha know that I put together a much better team than he did.

Til then

Hadn't figured you'd be in for the Hoops team Nick 

Going to work on the poll now.

[Redz]

When is the vote? 

Sorry.  Busy weekend.  Working on it.

Hey, no problem.


This is all stress free.

Stop pushing me man, I'm wigging out here



 

[misha]

So I'll be waiting patiently for the Best Basketball Team when everyone can let misha know that I put together a much better team than he did.

You made Tim Duncan laugh and that's happening about once in a decade or when Joey Crawford is around.

[Edgar]

love God Wannabe Zilla
but this time I will have to go with my Girl Dora


p.s. God Will prevail when all its said and done.