Ultimate Draft II (Congrats to Roy for winning Best Overall)

[Edgar]

The "real" cerebral assasyn



Jesus "insert masked profanity" Shuttlesworth

[indeedproceed]

Seems to me that IP's Sophisticated Hooligans are making a run on Roy Hackman! Go Hooligans Go!

[Redz]

Congrats to Roy's band of smarty pantses on winning the "Smartest" category.



Next up World Conquerors

state your cases!

[Edgar]

Who needs world if I can go for Space, Universe, Multiverse, Heaven , NBA Championships, and similars

The good Guys

We will conquer...your heart

[indeedproceed]

Fictional Characters are lame.

Neil Armstrong. Conquered the MOOOOOOOOOON (RIVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRR..get the reference? I bet Redz does.).

The actual Moon. He's an actual person. And he conquered the Moon.

You can't Unconquer the moon. You can't re-conquer the moon. Its Conquered. Neil Armstrong conquered all over that.

Bill the Butcher conquered the five points in NY. Abraham Lincoln conquered slavery in the United States. Tommy Heinsohn conquered the hearts of millions (billions?) of young Celtics fans over the years. And thousands of bottles of scotch. He conquered those too. Hacksaw Jim Duggan conquered 2x4's and the Iron Shiek. I could do on, but why? Why go on?

Tupac conquered lots of stuff. Tattoos maybe? Did he conquer tattoos?

[Redz]

Fictional Characters are lame.

Neil Armstrong. Conquered the MOOOOOOOOOON (RIVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRR..get the reference? I bet Redz does.).

The actual Moon. He's an actual person. And he conquered the Moon.

You can't Unconquer the moon. You can't re-conquer the moon. Its Conquered. Neil Armstrong conquered all over that.

Bill the Butcher conquered the five points in NY. Abraham Lincoln conquered slavery in the United States. Tommy Heinsohn conquered the hearts of millions (billions?) of young Celtics fans over the years. And thousands of bottles of scotch. He conquered those too. Hacksaw Jim Duggan conquered 2x4's and the Iron Shiek. I could do on, but why? Why go on?

Tupac conquered lots of stuff. Tattoos maybe? Did he conquer tattoos?

Neil will be a big hit in the Moon Conqueror category...for now

BUBKAS!

[indeedproceed]

Fictional Characters are lame.

Neil Armstrong. Conquered the MOOOOOOOOOON (RIVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRR..get the reference? I bet Redz does.).

The actual Moon. He's an actual person. And he conquered the Moon.

You can't Unconquer the moon. You can't re-conquer the moon. Its Conquered. Neil Armstrong conquered all over that.

Bill the Butcher conquered the five points in NY. Abraham Lincoln conquered slavery in the United States. Tommy Heinsohn conquered the hearts of millions (billions?) of young Celtics fans over the years. And thousands of bottles of scotch. He conquered those too. Hacksaw Jim Duggan conquered 2x4's and the Iron Shiek. I could do on, but why? Why go on?

Tupac conquered lots of stuff. Tattoos maybe? Did he conquer tattoos?

Neil will be a big hit in the Moon Conqueror category...for now

BUBKAS!

But if he can conquer the moon just think of the possibilities. I mean, he could....

ah, this is a losing effort.

[Edgar]

Fictional Characters are lame.

Neil Armstrong. Conquered the MOOOOOOOOOON (RIVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRR..get the reference? I bet Redz does.).

The actual Moon. He's an actual person. And he conquered the Moon.

You can't Unconquer the moon. You can't re-conquer the moon. Its Conquered. Neil Armstrong conquered all over that.

Bill the Butcher conquered the five points in NY. Abraham Lincoln conquered slavery in the United States. Tommy Heinsohn conquered the hearts of millions (billions?) of young Celtics fans over the years. And thousands of bottles of scotch. He conquered those too. Hacksaw Jim Duggan conquered 2x4's and the Iron Shiek. I could do on, but why? Why go on?

Tupac conquered lots of stuff. Tattoos maybe? Did he conquer tattoos?

Neil will be a big hit in the Moon Conqueror category...for now

BUBKAS!

But if he can conquer the moon just think of the possibilities. I mean, he could....

ah, this is a losing effort.

I am all in for the one who picked Dora.
And I am serious

[Bahku]

Congrats to Roy for the Brain Gain ... this guy would be proud:





Great win!

[StartOrien]

Wonderporium's Conquerer Squad:


Comic Strip: Road Block

Accolades: Member of GI Joe, protects world from Cobra. Frequently talks in rhyme

Explorer: Michael J. Fox

Accolades: Time travels, could predict outcome of all sporting events if he chooses, redefined rock n roll with guitar playing

80's TV: Uncle Jesse

Accolades: Has held #1 song in Japan for 17 straight years

Celtic: Leprechaun from Leprechaun in the Hood

Accolades: Scared the (expletive deleted) out of me when I was a kid

Author: L. Ron Rubbard

Accolades: Convinced crazy/successful people to believe in his crazy/successful religion. Stars of blockbusters such as'Vanilla Sky', 'Michael' and artist Beck just some of his many mineons.

[nickagneta]

The Boxers World Conquerors



Red Auerbach - Red conquered the NBA world by winning 9 championships  as a coach and being directly responsible for the building of 7 other world championships team.

Red also conquered the world the world of race relations by being a leader in the sporting world of race integration. He drafted the first black player into the NBA. He hired the first black coach in a major American sports league. He was the first coach to start an all black starting lineup in all 4 major American sports leagues.


Michael Jordan - conquered the NBA world by winning 6 titles in 8 years and being widely regarded as it's best player ever. Also conquered the advertising world as he became the most recognizable face on the planet for some years advertising products such as Nike, Gatorade, McDonald's, Haynes and Wheaties.



Wilt Chamberlain - conquered the NBA record books holding more NBA basketball records than any other man with 62 separate records. Wilt also was well known for his conquering of the female race having claimed, probably correctly so, to have had sexual relations with over 10,000 different woman. BEAT THAT OTHER CONQUERERS!!!!!


Charles Barkley - conquered the world's most atrocious golf swing with some help from Hank Haney.



Kevin Garnett - conquered the hearts of Boston Celtics fans everywhere by helping to restore respectability to a once proud franchise by reinvigorating it with a different atmosphere and winning their first world title in 22 years. He also conquered the world of post game interviews by giving the best post game interview ever!!!!

"ANYTHING IS POSSSSSSSIIIIIIBLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Truly a statement only a world conquerer could make.

[wdleehi]

This is the team to fear.

Barack Obama - Author
Controls the most powerful army in the world and has control of the "button"

David Stern - Wild Card
This Power hungry minipulator has been plotting for global domination for years.

Dora the Explorer - Explorer
She has taken out kings, wizards, witches, evil kings, trolls, and thieving foxes.  She can handle anything you got.

George Castanza - Philosopher
Every conquiring group needs a lier.  He is the greatest.  (It's not a lie if you believe it.)


Greatest American Hero - 80's TV Character
Super Power House. 
 
Jay Leno - TV Host
He has taken on big names for many jobs.  All have been vanquished to another channel. 

King Midas - Monarch
Any good conquering group needs money.  With the golden touch, my group has an unending pit of gold  to use.

Professor Glickman - Comic Strip Character
The scientist of the group. 

Saint Patrick - Celtic
He took care of the snakes in Ireland, not he will take care of the snakes of those who stand in our way.

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wrestler
The negotiator.  Agree with him and have a beer or be hit with a stunner.

[wdleehi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJyZolNYV5k











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[Redz]

Fictional Characters are lame.

Neil Armstrong. Conquered the MOOOOOOOOOON (RIVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRR..get the reference? I bet Redz does.).

The actual Moon. He's an actual person. And he conquered the Moon.

You can't Unconquer the moon. You can't re-conquer the moon. Its Conquered. Neil Armstrong conquered all over that.

Bill the Butcher conquered the five points in NY. Abraham Lincoln conquered slavery in the United States. Tommy Heinsohn conquered the hearts of millions (billions?) of young Celtics fans over the years. And thousands of bottles of scotch. He conquered those too. Hacksaw Jim Duggan conquered 2x4's and the Iron Shiek. I could do on, but why? Why go on?

Tupac conquered lots of stuff. Tattoos maybe? Did he conquer tattoos?

Neil will be a big hit in the Moon Conqueror category...for now

BUBKAS!

But if he can conquer the moon just think of the possibilities. I mean, he could....

ah, this is a losing effort.

Wow, that was too easy

[StartOrien]

This is the team to fear.

Barack Obama - Author
Controls the most powerful army in the world and has control of the "button"

David Stern - Wild Card
This Power hungry minipulator has been plotting for global domination for years.

Dora the Explorer - Explorer
She has taken out kings, wizards, witches, evil kings, trolls, and thieving foxes.  She can handle anything you got.

George Castanza - Philosopher
Every conquiring group needs a lier.  He is the greatest.  (It's not a lie if you believe it.)


Greatest American Hero - 80's TV Character
Super Power House.  
  
Jay Leno - TV Host
He has taken on big names for many jobs.  All have been vanquished to another channel.  

King Midas - Monarch
Any good conquering group needs money.  With the golden touch, my group has an unending pit of gold  to use.

Professor Glickman - Comic Strip Character
The scientist of the group.  

Saint Patrick - Celtic
He took care of the snakes in Ireland, not he will take care of the snakes of those who stand in our way.

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wrestler
The negotiator.  Agree with him and have a beer or be hit with a stunner.

I walked into this part of the draft promising myself that I would go over-the-top-bad-guy and defend my team to the death on each and every category. After seeing that team, I think I'll be passing on this round.... Give that man the 10,000 dollars