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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #480 on: July 27, 2010, 12:23:43 PM »

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Ahem, Wikipedia pretty much copied Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!  But at least they checked references before allowing their input.
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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #481 on: July 27, 2010, 12:25:41 PM »

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Didn't God create war, hunger, hatred, disease, the Lakers and the platypus? Doesn't seem that intelligent to me. Just cause someone is a supreme being, doesn't make them intelligent.

MacGyver on the other hand, well now you're talking intelligence.

I'll stand for a lot of things, but don't you dare badmouth the PLATYPUS!  ;)



Seriously though, they're pretty awesomely weird.

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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #482 on: July 27, 2010, 12:30:23 PM »

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I mean, in a category like "most intelligent", who is going to compete with Einstein?

Plus, I've got Zeus, who figured out a way to overthrow the more powerful Titans.  James Bond is no slouch, and the Mythical Roy Hobbs is, according to legend, the smartest man on earth.  That's followed up with Merlin, one of the smartest men in history.

Lastly, we've got this guy:



Here's what Sam Jones said about him:

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No one compares to Bill Russell. He was the smartest, most driven basketball player the game has ever seen. To this day, he remains the single most influential force in team sports of any kind

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Remember that, in addition to being physically gifted, he was always the smartest player on the floor.



#1: Albert Einstein looks like a crazy homeless person.
#2: Zeus is a petty immature child of a God. And he married his sister, Hera.
#3: If there was a contest for "Snappiest Dresser", James Bond would win. This however, ain't no beauty contest.
#4: Even though people assume Roy Hobbs is a plucky basketball coach who took his scrappy team to the state championship. In reality Roy Hobbs was shot by a girl. Nobody cool has ever been shot by a girl.
#5: Merlin is to David Blaine as Fax Machines are to Email. They both seem like magic at first, but really its just a neat trick that will be replaced by something better.
#6: Bill Russell...I got nothin to say about that guy.

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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #483 on: July 27, 2010, 12:32:41 PM »

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2.  If the genius was so smart, he would have known you can't win the title by disqualification by count out!!]2.  If the genius was so smart, he would have known you can't win the title by disqualification by count out!!

The Genius went trhough all the information, calculated the percentages, reviewed the angles, and discovered that his best chance at victory in this particular match was via count out. 99.7439 chance of victory by countout, 99.124984 chance by pin. You play the percentages.

Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #484 on: July 27, 2010, 12:36:29 PM »

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Didn't God create war, hunger, hatred, disease, the Lakers and the platypus? Doesn't seem that intelligent to me. Just cause someone is a supreme being, doesn't make them intelligent.

MacGyver on the other hand, well now you're talking intelligence.

I'll stand for a lot of things, but don't you dare badmouth the PLATYPUS!  ;)



Seriously though, they're pretty awesomely weird.


I just get the feeling that on the 6th day, after God made alcohol, he consumed way, way, way to much of it and lost a bet to the Holy Spirit and had to make the platypus. I mean, why do you think God rested on the 7th day. It was because he was hung over!!!!

Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #485 on: July 27, 2010, 12:39:20 PM »

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Last time I checked, "Genius"es don't drop out of highschool. Eintstein was a flash in the pan at best.

Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #486 on: July 27, 2010, 12:45:57 PM »

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How many future geniuses had some serious knowledge dropped on them by Guy Smiley?  ALL OF THEM, THAT's HOW MANY



Guy's Résumé

    * The Remembering Game — A spoof of Concentration, two contestants try to match prizes on a four-space board. In its one appearance, Cookie Monster and an Anything Muppet named Bill Smith didn't like the prizes they had "won," so they traded prizes. Cookie had won an airplane and Bill had won a cookie.

    * What's My Part? — A spoof of What's My Line? — Three blindfolded celebrities had to identify a body part before all three of them were disqualified (by asking a question that had a "no" answer). The first segment, featuring a nose, starred panelists Cookie Monster, Bennett Snerf and Arlene Frantic (the latter two Muppet parodies of longtime What's My Line? panelists Bennett Cerf and Arlene Francis). It ran for 4 segments.

    * Get Wordy - A spoof of Jeopardy!, Guy reads a meaning of a phrase and contestants have to guess what the phrase is.

    * Mystery Guest — A spoof of a term used on What's My Line? — The contestants, (Cookie Monster, Don Music,and Sherlock Hemlock), must guess who the Mystery Guest is. In this clip, it was the letter X, but nobody guessed correctly, and it turned out that the letter X belonged in the exit sign. It ran once.

    * Beat the Time — A spoof of Beat the Clock — The contestant must bring in a number of things that rhyme with the key word or contain something. In the most famous segment, Cookie Monster must find three things that rhyme with "rain", and will win a cookie if successful before the arrow on the clock reaches zero. Cookie manages to find a cane he stole from an old man, a chain holding a monster (Frazzle) and, at the last second, arrives onto the stage by smashing through the wall with a train (the same train he rode in "The Ballad of Casey McPhee"). It ran for 5 segments. Another "Beat the Time" involved the Count, where the Count has to bring in two things that come from the sky (his thunder and lightning when he counts). This is the one where Guy reveals his real name to be Bernie Liederkrantz.

    * To Tell a Face — A spoof of To Tell the Truth — A Baby must figure out who is real person out of three panelists. It ran for 7 segments.

    * The Triangle Is Right — A spoof on the title The Price Is Right — Every question is answered with the response, "A triangle" (a possible indirect reference to the real-life quiz show scandals of the '50s). It was short-lived.
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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #487 on: July 27, 2010, 12:53:46 PM »

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Well if we're getting down to Educational Entertainment, let's not forget that you might remember Troy McClure from such educational films and self help videos as:

60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims
Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat (with Brad Goodman)
Alice's Adventure through the Windshield Glass (ref. Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There)
repeated from perv section
Alice Doesn't Live Any More (ref. Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More)
Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds
Dig Your Own Grave and Save
Earwigs, Ew!
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What (sex education film for children, shown in Springfield Elementary, the film shown was loosely based on Fritz the Cat)
Get Confident, Stupid!
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair
Here Comes the Metric System
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory
Meat and You – Partners in Freedom (a Meat Council film, part of the "Resistance is Useless" series)
Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face? (ref. The Man Without a Face)
Mothballing Your Battleship
Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness
Shoplifters BEWARE
Smoke Yourself Thin
Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA! (ref. children's song "Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah")
Toxic Paint- Tasty But Deadly!
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun
Young Jebediah Springfield (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
Welcome to Springfield Airport (an information kiosk film)
Where's Nordstrom? (an information kiosk film)

Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #488 on: July 27, 2010, 12:57:13 PM »

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Re: Ultimate Draft II (fill out your rosters)
« Reply #489 on: July 27, 2010, 01:26:38 PM »

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Author: The most famous author in the history of the English language:

Author of the best piece of meta-theatre ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dI65LvbrE

Monarch: The Biblically Wise, King Solomon


Philosopher: THE philosopher and educator: Socrates


Comic Strip Character: THe Amazing Spiderman


Explorer: An explorer so smart, he convinced people that Greenland was an enirely verdant paradise, Eric the Red:


Celtic: The consumate champion as well as a oach smart enough to just roll the balls out for the 84 and 86 Cs, KC Jones:


80's TV character: The Brains behind the Ninja Turtles, Donatello:



Professional Wrestler: The Cerebral Assassin, HHH:


TV Host/Announcer: The only trivia show host to actually match wits with the contestants, Ben Stein.


Wild Card: God is dead and he is ridiculously smart, Friedrich Nietzsche



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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #490 on: July 27, 2010, 01:50:09 PM »

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I always thought HHH because called "The Cerebral Assassin" was like Robin Hood's buddy being called "Little John"

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« Reply #491 on: July 27, 2010, 02:20:11 PM »

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The Genius went trhough all the information, calculated the percentages, reviewed the angles, and discovered that his best chance at victory in this particular match was via count out. 99.7439 chance of victory by countout, 99.124984 chance by pin. You play the percentages.

Reviewed the angles, huh?  If he is really as smart as you allege, did he happen to use polar coordinates when reviewing these theta angles?   Oh, just something that Sir Isaac Newton happened to be a pioneer of???  Or did he use a Cartesian plane to draw out these rays that form the angles mentioned.

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In Method of Fluxions (written 1671, published 1736), Sir Isaac Newton examined the transformations between polar coordinates, which he referred to as the "Seventh Manner; For Spirals", and nine other coordinate systems.

And so let me get this straight.  He calculated the percentages and instead of going for the best chance to win the championship belt, he went for the best chance at victory in the match.  Hmm... victories vs. championships.... sounds familiar... sounds like Cavs vs. Celtics.  And it sounds like The Genius took the route of the Cavs.  Smart move?  You decide.
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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #492 on: July 27, 2010, 02:33:09 PM »

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1. He used angles & equations that haven't been invented yet. He hasn't revealed his findings because the equation is so complex that people's heads might combust.

2. The Genius' talents aren't limited to the wrestling ring. He merely set out to prove that he COULD win the championship if he wanted, but he didn't need to do it. A mind as brilliant as The Genius' cant be confined to an entrapped square filled with Warriors, Legions of Doom, Warlords and/or Barbarians. It belongs at a safe distance where he can continue to solve the wonders of the world.

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« Reply #493 on: July 27, 2010, 02:55:55 PM »

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-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.


I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.
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Re: Ultimate Draft II (make your case for Smartest Team)
« Reply #494 on: July 27, 2010, 02:59:02 PM »

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-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.


I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.


That's funny..."Allowed"...

Because no matter who contributed....Neil Armstrong DID it. (allegedly).

I mean we can thank Newton and the control room at Nasa and Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman (they were involved, right?) and the custodial engineers for all I care.

But Neil did it. Allegedly.

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