Scalabrine for 3! And the Celtics Win the Championship!

[Redz]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's! 

[Hoops]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's! 

I don't see him hitting a last-second, game-winning three, but I could see him getting a few minutes of court time and knocking one down. I would love it.

[Mr October]

Dude, I would go nuts if Scal hit a big shot tonight.

I'd have to celebrate with a nice piece of veal.

[Redz]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's!  

I don't see him hitting a last-second, game-winning three, but I could see him getting a few minutes of court time and knocking one down. I would love it.

No, if Scal's out on the court with the game on the line it will mean it's been a bloodbath and everyone is either injured or fouled out (or Scal is unconscious and having the shooting night of his life   )

[RAcker]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's!  

I don't see him hitting a last-second, game-winning three, but I could see him getting a few minutes of court time and knocking one down. I would love it.

No, if Scal's out on the court with the game on the line it will mean it's been a bloodbath and everyone is either injured or fouled out (or Scal is unconscious and having the shooting night of his life   )

Or we needed more man breasts on the court.  Wocka wocka!

[DKClassic]

I told my brother Scal was going to break Wilt's record by 1 point and also shatter the backboard with a free throw line dunk to signify the dominance.

[Redz]

I told my brother Scal was going to break Wilt's record by 1 point and also shatter the backboard with a free throw line dunk to signify the dominance.

 

[Timdawgg]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's!  

I don't see him hitting a last-second, game-winning three, but I could see him getting a few minutes of court time and knocking one down. I would love it.

No, if Scal's out on the court with the game on the line it will mean it's been a bloodbath and everyone is either injured or fouled out (or Scal is unconscious and having the shooting night of his life   )

Or we needed more man breasts on the court.  Wocka wocka!

I am dying right now..TP

[nickagneta]

Unless the C's are up 20 with 3 minutes left in the game Scal will be sitting and towel waving.

That said, ya gotta love the red heads!!! TP for 18.

[chelsearules]

scal for mvp?

[misha]

Maybe if he can found Mike's shoes somewhere and use their power to win this game. Stranger things have happened.

[Bankshot]

If Scal is in the game in the closing minutes,  you better hope it's because we're blowing them out, because in any other scenario, it's not a good thing.

[Yakmanev]

I'm a redhead too, give me TP's I'm giving them all to the cause anyway!

(Yeah its a cheap plea but its for a good cause)

[dooyork]

Dude, I would go nuts if Scal hit a big shot tonight.

I'd have to celebrate with a nice piece of veal.

Tonight I will keep track of Scalabrine's stats.  A 2 pointer is worth 1 piece of veal, and a 3 pointer is worth 2 pieces of veal.  A free throw is worth one-half of a corn on the cob.  A dunk is worth 4 pieces of veal.  A hard foul where they either call a flagrant on him or where the other player goes down wincing in pain on the floor and is down for at least 5 seconds, is also worth 4 pieces of veal.  A steal is worth 2 pieces of veal.  A rebound is worth 1 pieces of veal.  An assist is worth 1 pieces of veal.  A blocked shot is worth 2 pieces of veal.

IF the Celtics win, I will have a barbeque on Saturday in my backyard where I will eat the amount of veal and corn based on Scal's performance.  I will be clad in only a pair of green boxer shorts and flip flops and a Celtics championship hat, and the veal will be cooked on top of a fire in a 55 gallon metal drum using scrap wood.  For these purposes, one piece of veal is 8 ounces pre-cooked.  The barbeque ends when I have eaten the amount of veal and corn as determined by the terms above.  I will wash it down with lemonade.  If I fail to live up to the terms set forth above, may my soul be [dang]ed for all eternity.

I invite anyone who is interested to join me in the Scalabrine Championship Veal Challenge

[PosImpos]

I really, really wanted it to be a Perkins mid-range jumper at the buzzer - a desperation attempt with no other options - to win the championship, but I guess that's not possible anymore.