Scalabrine for 3! And the Celtics Win the Championship!

[Bankshot]

I really, really wanted it to be a Perkins mid-range jumper at the buzzer - a desperation attempt with no other options - to win the championship, but I guess that's not possible anymore.

I hope we're not in that situation!  Nice comfortable lead, please!

[dooyork]

Dude, I would go nuts if Scal hit a big shot tonight.

I'd have to celebrate with a nice piece of veal.

Tonight I will keep track of Scalabrine's stats.  A 2 pointer is worth 1 piece of veal, and a 3 pointer is worth 2 pieces of veal.  A free throw is worth one-half of a corn on the cob.  A dunk is worth 4 pieces of veal.  A hard foul where they either call a flagrant on him or where the other player goes down wincing in pain on the floor and is down for at least 5 seconds, is also worth 4 pieces of veal.  A steal is worth 2 pieces of veal.  A rebound is worth 1 pieces of veal.  An assist is worth 1 pieces of veal.  A blocked shot is worth 2 pieces of veal.

IF the Celtics win, I will have a barbeque on Saturday in my backyard where I will eat the amount of veal and corn based on Scal's performance.  I will be clad in only a pair of green boxer shorts and flip flops and a Celtics championship hat, and the veal will be cooked on top of a fire in a 55 gallon metal drum using scrap wood.  For these purposes, one piece of veal is 8 ounces pre-cooked.  The barbeque ends when I have eaten the amount of veal and corn as determined by the terms above.  I will wash it down with lemonade.  If I fail to live up to the terms set forth above, may my soul be [dang]ed for all eternity.

I invite anyone who is interested to join me in the Scalabrine Championship Veal Challenge

Updated rules:

2 pt FG:  1 pieces of veal
3 pt FG:  3 pieces of veal
made FT: 1 full corn-on-cob
hard foul: 4 pieces of veal
dunk: 4 pieces of veal
steal: 2 pieces of veal
DRB: 1 pieces of veal
ORB: 2 pieces of veal
dive onto floor: 2 pieces of veal
dives into stands: 3 pieces of veal
blocked shot: 3 pieces of veal
assist: 1 pieces of veal
game-winning shot: I will quit my job and start working in a veal store, and within 5 years I will own a veal store named in honor of tonight's events

[jdpapa3]

If Sheed fouls out(pretty good possibility I'd say), Glen Davis is having an off shooting game, and we have an offensive take the clock down possession, Scal is a decent option. And if you're the Lakers...you probably ditch Scal to help with Pierce or Ray. And I wouldn't be that surprised to see Scal knock down a wide open shot. Still put it at 1000:1 odds.

[houseonfire09]

If we end up in a situation where Scal has to try a game winning 3 at the buzzer tonight, then may God help us all.  If it actually went in, I would poop myself like a lot of other people.  (not literally!)

[Jon]

While I don't see Scal hitting the game winning three, I wouldn't mind seeing him in 5-10 minutes of action.  I like him better than Williams at this point and I think he could do an OK job on Lamar Odom. 

[Redz]

I really, really wanted it to be a Perkins mid-range jumper at the buzzer - a desperation attempt with no other options - to win the championship, but I guess that's not possible anymore.

I hope we're not in that situation!  Nice comfortable lead, please!

Scal end to end drive with a dunk in Kobe's face to win it.

[hpantazo]

If we end up in a situation where Scal has to try a game winning 3 at the buzzer tonight, then may God help us all.  If it actually went in, I would poop myself like a lot of other people.  (not literally!)

I would do it literally!

[nickagneta]

I'm a redhead too, give me TP's I'm giving them all to the cause anyway!

(Yeah its a cheap plea but its for a good cause)

Love the redheads. TP4U!!

[Eddie20]

And who would play Scal in the movie? Hollywood loves underdog sports stories.

[guava_wrench]

OK, a guy can dream, can't he? Scal's going to be in uniform tonight and it would be pretty sweet if he contributes to a win given the chance.

He will likely see the floor at some point tonight though.  GO SCAL!  Go C's! 

What are the odds of 7 guys fouling out?

[nickagneta]

And who would play Scal in the movie? Hollywood loves underdog sports stories.

Dye his hair red and it has to be Vince Vaughn!!