Sweet Italian Sausage, grilled with peppers and onions and put into a fresh-baked torpedo, served with a frosted glass of Guinness. Perfection.


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This is against everything this thread stands for, nothing to argue about here!
Onions suck.
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WHAT! Onions rule. How can anyone not pick onions? Are you really anti onion or are you just arguing to argue? This statement makes no sense. Are you on medication? These are onions fried in sausage grease!
While admittedly anything tastes better in sausage grease, onions are Satan's vegetable.
Now, The Onion is cool, but clearly, they were going for irony.