So, a comment in another thread got me thinking - we argue about more or less nothing here all the time, so why not embrace the concept?
This thread is devoted to loud arguments over incredibly trivial topics. You can argue with others on a pre-existing topic or post a new argument of your own. However, topics must be incredibly trivial, and arguments as vitriolic and irrational as possible under CB guidelines.
I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper? You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll. Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing). Here is a wee illustration:
I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up! If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next? Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what! This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free.
Disagree with me? Well, BRING IT!