Man, how of you dudes are wearing Larry Bird underoos right now?

Come ooooon!
What do you think things would look like if Larry/Magic/MJ had to play with LeBron's teammates, and LeBron got to play with theirs?
Also, I don't want to penalize eras here, but it's a much tougher game defensively now. Players are bigger, faster, stronger, with greater recovery speed. I've heard it said by a former long-time player that the biggest difference between now and then is that it used to be team offense and one-on-one defense, and now it is one-on-one offense and team defense.
Well, unlike Bird or Magic, LeBron hasn't seen a one-on-one defense in his entire life! He is well suited to playing 80s team offense against 00s team defense. His athleticism and strength are off the charts. Watch him, then watch some tape of a 1980s game. He makes that era look like a rec league at the Y. He even makes Jordan's dunking look rather pedestrian.
No kidding... see for yourself:
First, LeBron destroying everyone in his path
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=9-9TAoPPgKQThen Mike
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!videos=a8Y9Gg9XXUY&v=H8M2NgjvicANow, obviously, both guys can dunk a bit. But note how Lebron is just so much higher, with dunks so much more explosive and, well... vicious.
He is a scary athletic MONSTER of a guy. Don't give me this junk about LeBron would be scared to drive the lane back in the day. In most eras, matador defense was the order of the day in games that teams scored in the 110s on average. And let's not forget that the guy is as big as Malone was, and +/- 10 pounds with guys like Laimbeer, Mahorn, Mourning, Parish, Rodman, Hakeem and even Ewing.
You put LBJ and Larry on equally talented teams, and LeBron would eat Larry up on both ends. Larry just not athletic enough, not big enough, not strong enough. Good chance Larry would have to choose between foul trouble or getting smashed on if he had to check LeBron (especially in single coverage).
I got nothing against playing intelligent, unselfish ball, and I suspect that LeBron doesn't either. But at the end of the day, athleticism rules in this league. And if you have both, as LeBron does, look out below.
If I want to see a bunch of slow unathletic people with good fundamentals and high hoops IQ, I will watch the WNBA, or the Ivy League, or maybe just Mike Dunleavy Jr.