The scene is Doc's office...
Doc: "Man, we're mired in this losing streak...any suggestions?"
Ed Lacerte: "Well, I'm working on these guys with therapy, so if we're patient we can get healthier later in the season."
Doc: "Good to hear...really is. Anyone have any ideas regarding what we can do until then?"
Coach Thibs: "What if we tried to get Perk the ball more and get him more shots?"
The entire room: UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc: "Yeah, Tom. That's about as good as an idea as your substitution patterns when I get thrown out of games... More shots for Perk..."
MORE LAUGHTER...
