What would you do if beer wasn't an option somehow?

[Eja117]

A comment Dark Lord made got me thinking. What if God shouted down from the sky "Thou shalt not drink beer" and then like the guy beside you was like "Eh. What's the worst that could happen?" And he drank a beer and his head exploded or his weiner fell off or something?

What on Earth would you do?  What would I have with my beer and pizza? What would I have during a game?

I think I'd switch to wine, but all options must be explored

[Celtic]

If pizza is the scenario then I go to soda, if it's just in general, I go to hard liquor.

[indeedproceed]

before we continue further, can we fully describe girly drinks.

[Edgar]

Taken overlooking Moscow City


vodka and coke

[Roy Hobbs]

If I'm drinking beer, I'd probably replace it with another alcohol, most likely bourbon.

[Roy Hobbs]

before we continue further, can we fully describe girly drinks.

You know, fru fru stuff, like Cosmos.

[Edgar]

before we continue further, can we fully describe girly drinks.

girly drinks

appletini

cosmopolitan

and similars...

[celticmaestro]

Hard liquor. Or water.

I made a promise to myself to stop drinking or at least cut down. So far I've managed to cut down with relative ease. Smoking, not so much. Sorry SSF.

[Rondo2287]

Ya im a big fan of rum and cokes so that would probably be my go to move.  However I like most men, am a fan of girly drinks but am to scared to drink them in public for fear of my man card being revoked.  

[Redz]

Probably switch to Mike's

I love red wine, but I'd need a cold beverage sub.  Not big on hard liquor drinks.

[indeedproceed]

I would say without beer I would live a very varied and unpredictable existence when relating to alcohol.

I mean variety is the spice of life, right?

Yes I would drink girly drinks too, and lots of them. But only ironically. (and secretly with great pleasure and anticipation)

Ya im a big fan of rum and cokes so that would probably be my go to move.  However I like most men, am a fan of girly drinks but am to scared to drink them in public for fear of my man card being revoked.  

You know what is fun and a great way to break the ice with ladies?

Get a bunch of your boys to go to a bar when you're out for a guys weekend or something, and have everyone promise to drink girly drinks all night. See who lasts the longest.

Stay away from cosmos and appletini's because they spill easily and don't come in great volume.

Stick to things like margaitas and daquari's. They come in big cups and you get your money's worth.

Girls will at first joke about how effeminate you are, but if you've got a little swagger and a good sense of humor it is VERY easy to turn that into a positive.

[D Dub]

[screwedupmaniac]

well, i've never had a drink in my life, and never plan on it, so this isn't a problem for me 

my reasoning in not drinking? back in his younger days, my dad abused all sorts of different substances, including alcohol. my uncles and aunts have had their share of problems due to being Obsessive Compulsive. i figure i'm better off not taking the chance on alcohol, as i know i have a few obsessive compulsive traits myself haha.

[Eja117]

before we continue further, can we fully describe girly drinks.

You know, fru fru stuff, like Cosmos.

Or anything with an umbrella or requiring a blender

[jackson_34]

Scotch on the rocks.
P.s. Has anyone used these before to drink?


They're Scotch rocks. Essentially keep your spirit cold while not watering it down.