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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #195 on: July 01, 2009, 09:48:56 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #196 on: July 01, 2009, 09:52:12 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was
When you love life, life loves you right back


Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #197 on: July 01, 2009, 09:53:15 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's

Courtesy of Reggies Ghost. Thank you!

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #198 on: July 01, 2009, 09:59:39 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #199 on: July 01, 2009, 10:13:23 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #200 on: July 01, 2009, 10:14:15 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's


Courtesy of Reggies Ghost. Thank you!

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #201 on: July 01, 2009, 10:24:43 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #202 on: July 01, 2009, 10:26:09 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like
When you love life, life loves you right back


Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #203 on: July 01, 2009, 10:26:37 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and

Courtesy of Reggies Ghost. Thank you!

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #204 on: July 01, 2009, 10:28:24 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #205 on: July 01, 2009, 10:30:16 PM »

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Some of ya'll are messing up.  >:( TWO WORDS!!!!

Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders. Tommy Heinsohn

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #206 on: July 01, 2009, 10:31:40 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders. Tommy Heinsohn loves onions

Courtesy of Reggies Ghost. Thank you!

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #207 on: July 01, 2009, 10:46:50 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders. Tommy Heinsohn loves onions, hates Lakers

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #208 on: July 01, 2009, 10:48:04 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders. Tommy Heinsohn loves onions, hates Lakers. He hates lakes because

Courtesy of Reggies Ghost. Thank you!

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #209 on: July 01, 2009, 10:53:11 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton then turned to Eva & Tony butt naked in West Philadelphia and grinned while saying,"Marry me Tony."

Everyone died. But Mickey and Eva's mutant offspring that look like Varejao's taint..ed love...Tainted Love was like Varejao's big fetish for bedbugs and Eva's love was burning like hot tamales and scruffy nerfherders. Tommy Heinsohn loves onions, hates Lakers. He hates lakes because
 
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