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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #165 on: July 01, 2009, 05:17:05 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva

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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #166 on: July 01, 2009, 05:18:51 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #167 on: July 01, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder

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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #168 on: July 01, 2009, 06:10:26 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #169 on: July 01, 2009, 06:12:10 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #170 on: July 01, 2009, 06:12:48 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut cluster.

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #171 on: July 01, 2009, 06:13:08 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #172 on: July 01, 2009, 06:14:17 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk

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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #173 on: July 01, 2009, 06:16:30 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit.

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #174 on: July 01, 2009, 06:18:59 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #175 on: July 01, 2009, 06:19:36 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier"
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #176 on: July 01, 2009, 06:21:45 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle

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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #177 on: July 01, 2009, 08:22:24 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #178 on: July 01, 2009, 08:26:29 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here".

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #179 on: July 01, 2009, 08:29:08 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

Fiddle playing was heard but no orgasmic screams. Not even a muffled sadistic grunt!

The nut clusters, still warm, smelt like Stuckey's roadside hot garbage. Eric Cantona smoked cigars made of pubic hair and porcelain toilets.

"That's some really huge Batman pubes in Kobe's teeth and then Kobe happily ate Batman's large, hairy prunes," said Shaq.

Later that day, Eva & Tony tried on Kobe's huge sourpuss mask. Then, Eva went down onto the floor while Rasheed fell on his knees and howled, "don't stop get it get it".

Danny Ainge turned to Eva and scratched her inner thigh. She enjoyed shamrock shakes and Tommy points that smelled like desperate housewives.

Later that evening, cows ran wild into Eva's banana field followed by Shaq. "Hark! I hear #18 to #21". Then Eva noticed Sideshow Bob the Builder attempting to eat a nut duster and a pupusa.

Then Scal went up for a dunk and tripped over his man tit. Doc Screamed "use your mansier". "That's all muscle. No jiggly moob here". Bill Walton
"Let me call him," Floyd said.

The man shook his head. "O.J. doesn't give out his cell," he said. "He'll call you."