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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #90 on: July 01, 2009, 11:57:33 AM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping!

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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2009, 11:59:53 AM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2009, 12:33:56 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #93 on: July 01, 2009, 12:37:51 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #94 on: July 01, 2009, 12:40:45 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #95 on: July 01, 2009, 12:41:31 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #96 on: July 01, 2009, 12:54:56 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson
Yup

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #97 on: July 01, 2009, 12:57:56 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2009, 12:59:35 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #99 on: July 01, 2009, 01:17:45 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #100 on: July 01, 2009, 01:18:52 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2009, 01:19:27 PM »

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"Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls."

LOL.
Someone should put that one in their sig.

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #102 on: July 01, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »

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Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Reds better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned
Yup

Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #103 on: July 01, 2009, 01:40:52 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambis in a port-o-let outside McDonald's next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.
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Re: Let's Write a Story
« Reply #104 on: July 01, 2009, 01:44:15 PM »

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"Holy Toledo!", shouted Batman; Batman died. Robin cried. Kobe laughed. "No milk!? Why can't babies walk?"  Then Davis killed Kobe's pet squirrel.

"What the heck were you thinking?" shouted all the squirrel's loyal nut clusters.

They charged the nuts like rabid Celtics fans. Davis grabbed Kobe's throat and threw Jedi Sith like energy. Ernest Provetti, tears running, laboriously ratcheted up the testicles and yelled out "Please no, apologize now! My son has rabies, he bites, unless you stick his third rib with glazed-over eyes." However, nothing craps the giant squirrel like a hydrogenated prune.

Unfortunately, little soldier men eat rats.  Not the blueberry pancakes, they all freeze, within a dead goat. Rays of the sun hit it, smelling rotten. Thrusting hard knock life like Annie and Jay-Z.

Acute dementia afflicts Tanguay, wanting Rasheed. Banner 18, and 19 to extend to infinity and beyond!

Sex toys under Kobe's contractual obligations must include dirty trousers that Sasha sniffs through with passion whilst pleasuring donkey balls.

Now Phil Jackson cried aloud "Red's better!" Kobe whipped his topping without beating or flopping! Just sucking out the Pau Gasol.  Then Sideshow Bob video taped Magic Johnson kissing Kurt Rambus in a port-o-let outside McDonalds next to an abandoned Laker Dynasty.

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