Ray Allen Suspended?

[StartOrien]

Just read this on my Facebook page:

Boston Celtics  Ray Allen has been suspended by the NBA for one game without pay for elbowing Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao on Sunday.

Don't know who runs this Facebook Boston Celtics Facebook group, so I don't know how reliable it is.

[celticinorlando]

yessir...one game

[lantinm]

Yipp....


http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/58543/20090414/ray_allen_suspended_for_one_game/

[davemonsterband]

A day off for Ray-Ray, I hope he doesn't lose his 3 point shooting ability, the kid needs practice.

[crownsy]

good, someone suspend paul while were at it. and ray.

[RAcker]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

[indeedproceed]

Bill Walker Hype Club members unite!

Assemble, form of: Highlight dunk with 2 rebounds 4 points 3 fouls and one turnover!


...whatever, you guys are nerds.

[silvershamrocker]

Ah well, he can use the rest.

[guava_wrench]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

[RAcker]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

You call this guy Andy?  Are you related?

[crownsy]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

right because clearly in the video he knew where his elbow was going even though he was looking straight ahead .

If someone put his teabag on the back of my neck, you can bet i'd through an elbow backwards too, and if your twig and berries happen to be at elbow level, i guess you shouldn't have been standing over me.

but again, this is a non-issue. suspoend and move on, because thats what we do in todays nba.

 I wonder if little whiny female dogs like Andy ever get down on there knees and thank the lord they weren't playing back in the 80's.

Bill lambeer, for example, wouldn't have thrown an elbow. He would have stood up and punched andy's teeth down his throat, then curb stomped him for putting his sack on his neck.

[GroverTheClover]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

right because clearly in the video he knew where his elbow was going even though he was looking straight ahead .

If someone put his teabag on the back of my neck, you can bet i'd through an elbow backwards too, and if your twig and berries happen to be at elbow level, i guess you shouldn't have been standing over me.

but again, this is a non-issue. suspoend and move on, because thats what we do in todays nba.

 I wonder if little whiny female dogs like Andy ever get down on there knees and thank the lord they weren't playing back in the 80's.

Bill lambeer, for example, wouldn't have thrown an elbow. He would have stood up and punched andy's teeth down his throat, then curb stomped him for putting his sack on his neck.

Ahahaha! Awesome visual TP4U!

[cordobes]

Well deserved suspension.

[indeedproceed]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

right because clearly in the video he knew where his elbow was going even though he was looking straight ahead .

If someone put his teabag on the back of my neck, you can bet i'd through an elbow backwards too, and if your twig and berries happen to be at elbow level, i guess you shouldn't have been standing over me.

but again, this is a non-issue. suspoend and move on, because thats what we do in todays nba.

 I wonder if little whiny female dogs like Andy ever get down on there knees and thank the lord they weren't playing back in the 80's.

Bill lambeer, for example, wouldn't have thrown an elbow. He would have stood up and punched andy's teeth down his throat, then curb stomped him for putting his sack on his neck.

Then he would've thrown a fake chili cookoff, and the day before fooled Varejaos's parents into going to the farm of a paranoid donkey owner, then after the paranoid farmer had killed his parents, butchered them and served them to varejao during the fake chili cook off, all the while avoiding the chili Varejao brought that was loaded with the private hairs of all the kids from town. Then, after he had revealed his deception, he would've had Varejao's favorite band Radiohead come out and call him a whiny cry baby. Man. It really is a good thing Varejao wasn't playing in the 80's.

[RAcker]

ESPN is reporting it now.

Dumbest quote I've read in a long time:

The frizzy-haired Varejao had his own take.

"You don't hit a man in his [groin]," he said. "He doesn't like Brazilians or he doesn't like my hair."

How about, he dosen't like being thrown down and tea-bagged by a player with 1/10 of his value as a player and as a human being.

Andy is right though. You don't hit people in the nuts. That is so 2nd grade.

right because clearly in the video he knew where his elbow was going even though he was looking straight ahead .

If someone put his teabag on the back of my neck, you can bet i'd through an elbow backwards too, and if your twig and berries happen to be at elbow level, i guess you shouldn't have been standing over me.

but again, this is a non-issue. suspoend and move on, because thats what we do in todays nba.

 I wonder if little whiny female dogs like Andy ever get down on there knees and thank the lord they weren't playing back in the 80's.

Bill lambeer, for example, wouldn't have thrown an elbow. He would have stood up and punched andy's teeth down his throat, then curb stomped him for putting his sack on his neck.

Then he would've thrown a fake chili cookoff, and the day before fooled Varejaos's parents into going to the farm of a paranoid donkey owner, then after the paranoid farmer had killed his parents, butchered them and served them to varejao during the fake chili cook off, all the while avoiding the chili Varejao brought that was loaded with the private hairs of all the kids from town. Then, after he had revealed his deception, he would've had Varejao's favorite band Radiohead come out and call him a whiny cry baby. Man. It really is a good thing Varejao wasn't playing in the 80's.

You forgot the part where Ray would lick up his tears.