Today at work, one of my co-workers pushed me
when things got a little heated. When things
cooled down, I ended up with a "technical foul".
Go figure. Well, now, at least, I know how Perk
and Sheed must feel. It's a dog eat dog world.
I wish they gave out T's at my work
Actually, it was a verbal warning.
I just thought the "T" sounded better.
Plus, it was
me that got pushed and
me that got the warning. The worst
part? The "pusher" was a woman

But my name ain't J-Kidd so I didn't
lay a hand on her.