This goes out to Walter Camping:
"...BLOW THE TRUMPET...WARN THE PEOPLE...THAT THEY MAY STOCKPILE DELICIOUS DELICIOUS CONFECTIONERY IN PREPARATION FOR THE GREAT AND AWFUL DAY ON WHICH THE RELEVANT DEITY HATH A FEARFUL CRAVING WHICH NONE SHALL SATISFY BUT THAT MOST HOLY OF FOODSTUFFS, FUDGE...ALSO BACON IS GOOD." -Ezekiel 33:3.76-ish