I see Paul's offseason ending the way Jesse Spanow's addiction to caffiene pills ended.
Paul will be in his bedroom yelling random words like, "Ubuntu, MVP, Paul Pierce, Wheelchair, Anything is Possible, Chamionship DVD, Vomit, Duck Tours, Cigar, Letterman, Better than Kobe, Sherman Douglas, Gino, Gino, Gino"!
Garnett, who climbed up to his bedroom window via an oak tree, puts a massive bear hug on him until Paul starts crying, "I'm so scared", "I'm so scared".