Well I see no alternative, it's time to trade Paul Pierce.
Yep, the sooner the better. I heard Zach Randolph was available 
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Ahah, TPs for both of you. bleedingreen with the leveled and sober anlyzis and Steve coming up with a sensible solution for this catastrophic situation.
Dismissing drinking and driving, whether it is DRUNK driving or not, shows your selfishness and lack of concern for others. If you have one beer or a glass of wine with dinner and then drive home, fine. If you are drinking the hard stuff or have multiples of the above then stop getting behind the wheel. PP would not have "smelled of alcohol" if he had a glass of wine with dinner.
That's most probably what Pierce did. If he had had, say, 2 glasses of wine with dinner and a whiskey after it, his BAC would certainly be above the legal limit. No question. He probably took a cocktail while playing blackjack or something. Colour me as unimpressed. And you smell of alcohol even if you just drank half a beer.
Seriously, sometimes the US seem a truly bizarre country: why the heck a police department releases the information that they stopped a driver who was not driving under influence and changed lanes without signaling? What's next, parking tickets? Crossing the street without looking twice? And why does anyone care?
I've read references about Pierce's stay in Spain on this thread. Just to clarify: Pierce was in Spain working in a basketball camp for kids, representing the Boston Celtics and the NBA, promoting the game and helping the kids to develop their games, not vacationing or partying. And, for what I was able to know, he did a great job, so good he was already invited to come back next year. Just as a curiosity, he opted to sleep with the kids in the campus dormitory, instead of leaving at the end of the day to a 5 stars hotel. Classy of him (and surely a great experience for those kids).