May the best Haiku win! (Contest with Poll!)

[Redz]

I Am The Walrus Bahku Haiku Tribute

Bahku and Haiku
Hey that kinda sorta rhymes
Well coo-coo-ka-choo

[Bahku]

I Am The Walrus Bahku Haiku Tribute

Bahku and Haiku
Hey that kinda sorta rhymes
Well coo-coo-ka-choo

TP, Redz ... truly great stuff, lol!! You never cease to not amuse me! And hey, for all we know the C's could be secretly accessing this thread, and finding within these sage words of wisdom, (put forth by the truest of hearts and with the purest of intents), the ultimate motivation to see them through to the Championship! (Or ... I could just be full of crap!).

[Redz]

I Am The Walrus Bahku Haiku Tribute

Bahku and Haiku
Hey that kinda sorta rhymes
Well coo-coo-ka-choo

TP, Redz ... truly great stuff, lol!! You never cease to not amuse me! And hey, for all we know the C's could be secretly accessing this thread, and finding within these sage words of wisdom, (put forth by the truest of hearts and with the purest of intents), the ultimate motivation to see them through to the Championship! (Or ... I could just be full of crap!).

Thought you might like that one Bahku!.  Personalized haiku - just one of the many fine services you get here at CelticsBlog.

[Bahku]

I Am The Walrus Bahku Haiku Tribute

Bahku and Haiku
Hey that kinda sorta rhymes
Well coo-coo-ka-choo

TP, Redz ... truly great stuff, lol!! You never cease to not amuse me! And hey, for all we know the C's could be secretly accessing this thread, and finding within these sage words of wisdom, (put forth by the truest of hearts and with the purest of intents), the ultimate motivation to see them through to the Championship! (Or ... I could just be full of crap!).

Thought you might like that one Bahku!.  Personalized haiku - just one of the many fine services you get here at CelticsBlog.

Truly ... and far more than I deserve, (as many will attest). CelticsBlog going above-and-beyond ... why would any serious, green-blooded fan ever go elsewhere?!?

After a recent rash of overly-hostile posts by myself, (while in a state of objectivity-overdose), and despite the wishes of many, (for obvious reasons), I was even offered the services of the bodyguard below:



What could possibly be more thoughtful than that, I ask you?

[wdleehi]

Just tell him to be careful.  I set some monkey traps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jdw4-xIrbQ


I find it works well on Laker trolls as well.

[Bahku]

Just tell him to be careful.  I set some monkey traps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jdw4-xIrbQ


I find it works well on Laker trolls as well.

You mean this isn't a Laker troll?!? Sorry, it's getting hard for me to tell them apart, lol! That's one lucky little baboon! (Which is supposedly just what my Dad said when first he laid eyes on me following my birth!)

[Big Ticket]

Assorted Haiku's commenting on the series thus far, one for each of the 5

By Big Ticket

The Fix

Thirtynine percent
Ticket is shooting poorly
Fix, Celtics in 6

The Knee Equals Three

Perkins built like tree
He came down on Captain's knee
Now Pierce can't miss threes

Rajon

Look at Rondo go
Sixteen to two ratio
By Fish see him blow

Wet

Ray Ray's shot is back
Can't stop a three head attack
Lakers watch your back

Thanks, Leon

The center am I
From the bench I watch and glow
Watching Leon Powe

[Bahku]

I was inspired by Wdleehi's video:



       Phew!

Jaws clamp down on bone
A struggle for life and death
One lucky baboon!
__________________________________


      Eminent

Laker fans trolling
Caught in throes of denial
The end is at hand.
__________________________________


       Quandry 

Trolls or lost babbons?
How can we tell them apart?
Baboons know defense.
__________________________________

[Bahku]

Assorted Haiku's commenting on the series thus far, one for each of the 5

By Big Ticket

The Fix

Thirtynine percent
Ticket is shooting poorly
Fix, Celtics in 6

The Knee Equals Three

Perkins built like tree
He came down on Captain's knee
Now Pierce can't miss threes

Rajon

Look at Rondo go
Sixteen to two ratio
By Fish see him blow

Wet

Ray Ray's shot is back
Can't stop a three head attack
Lakers watch your back

Thanks, Leon

The center am I
From the bench I watch and glow
Watching Leon Powe

By the way, Big Ticket ... nice work! (As usual) TP

[Big Ticket]

By the way, Big Ticket ... nice work! (As usual) TP

Thanks, and big #519 right back at you for the baboon-centric haikus.

[Schupac]

BTW Roy Hobbs is the offical winner of the haiku contest. He wins free calligraphy lessons.

I dunno where he will find free calligraphy lessons but Im positive he deserves them.

*Bow*.

I would like to thank the ten posters who voted for me, out of the hundreds of people who visited this thread.  It was a hard fought haiku contest, but I just went out there and gave it 110%, and thanks to God, I was just fortunate to win.

"Both posters typed hard." 

next question

"Both posters typed hard."



Eight pages filled up
so much time and effort here
my real job suffers


Carried off the court
Wheeled wincing through the tunnel
Walks to victory.


They tried to guard Ray
and Paul and Kevin, but then
could not glimpse the Powe.


Seventeen is more
than a magazine.  It is
the dream of many.


Twelve players, one coach.
Assistants and trainers, and
Endless smiling fans.

[Redz]

I was feeling inspired...

Game 6: It ends here
Culmination for the Celts
Raise the banner high

[Redz]

At Work Again

Sole Proprietor
My employee called in sick
Adios day off

[Redz]

Perk you are a Beast
Lay the smack down on Maxy
Flagrant T - buh bye

[BigAlTheFuture]

Bynum hurts his knee
Lakers have 'nother excuse
Time for butt whooping


I'm seriously mad that Bynum got injured.