May the best Haiku win! (Contest with Poll!)

[blake]

This might be my favorite thing about the finals and them being on ABC:

No more T.N.T.
No more stupid Bill Engvall
HEY GET ME THEM SOCKS!

[youcanthandlethetruth113]

There once was a guard from Nantucket
who took the ball hard to the bucket
He said with a grin
As the Celtics got the win
The Lakers were favored but *#($*! it.

Ok, ok, I know ... wrong format.  LOL.

I too know it's the wrong format but that one made my day and therefore gets my vote!

Here are a couple originals....thoughts?


The Truth is going
Back Back to Cali Cali
BBQ at Paul's!

The Diesel makes a
Cameo apperance and
Shaq gets the last laugh!

The anti-venom
to cure a Black Mamba bite
is simply THE TRUTH!

[Stu]

Jack, sitting courtside,
Experiences defeat
Can't handle the Truth

[Stu]

Twenty-two years passed
Beautiful feelings return
Celtics rise again

[Stu]

No McHale, no Chief,
No Larry Bird at the door;
New Big Three walks through

[Redz]

Lakers: Haiku for you
When your beaten down we'll say
A Buh-bye-ku too

[Bahku]

      For The Cause

Saints and sinners, too
Will spill their green blood gladly
Another banner!
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       Jousters

The battlements set
Warriors in their armour
Conquest is at hand.
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           Strut

Another high coo
From a pigeon on the ledge
Can birds be poets?
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              Punny

Grasp firm your "Ticket"
The war will "Rage" on, "Baby"
Soon the "Truth" will out!

[indeedproceed]

Poll

[Bahku]

    High "Steaks"   

Meat ... gold and purple
On a parquet butcher's block
The slaughter begins.

[Edgar]

Poll

I refuse to vote if Master Po didnt put his first. 

[indeedproceed]

makin the poll as we speak....

EDIT: Metaphorically of course.

[indeedproceed]

Master Po didn't make one, or else he would surely win

[Redz]

Nick's is good, but a little too deep for my simple brain.  Of course, I think my own is Pulitzer worthy, but I gotta go with Roy's mamba haiku.  Outstanding!

[indeedproceed]

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

You can vote twice, I can add more as more haikus come in, do it to it.

[lovethecees]

Paul, Ray and KG
Celtics now to gain reprieve
From Shame...To Glory