I'm including the main factor for why the beers rank where they do, because there are so many criteria for what makes a beer right for a given occasion.
1. My Dunkel Homebrew (taste)
2. My Schwarzbier Homebrew (taste)
3. My Irish Stout Homebrew (taste)
4. Wolaver's Oatmeal Stout (taste)
5. Anchor Steam Holiday Special (taste and originality)
6. Anchor Steam Liberty Ale (taste)
7. Long Trail IPA (tasty, consistent, easy to find)
8. Long Trail Double bag (bang for the buck-smooth and tasty, twice the alcoholic content, but you can't tell!)
9. Norwich Inn's Stout (Had to give props to a great Vermont microbrew, with great lunches)
10. PBR. (Cheap draft pints, an American classic.)
34. Guinness. It's okay, but it's a pretty wimpy "stout"
321. Budweiser
I guess you can tell, I like 'em dark. And if not dark, hoppy. And if not hoppy, cheap.
You've got a great list there, and you seem to know your preferences.
Since moving here to Berkeley, California, I have developed a real taste for hoppy beers.
Here is my rough list, but in no particular order:
1. Lagunitas IPA (my current favorite, for about 2 years running now)
2. Arrogant B__stard (a close second, and rapidly rising -- note that I can't write the real name on this forum)
3. Stone IPA
4. Lagunitas Maximus (Lagunitas puts out a whole bunch of interesting beers...)
5. Bison Brewing IPA
6. Bison Chocolate Stout
7. Deschutes Mirror Pond (and old favorite of mine)
8. Whatever is on cask at a bar with cask conditioned beers
9. Guinness (roots, baby, roots)
10. PBR (hate to be a copy cat, but I gotta put it on here because I love it when it is hot out and nothing else of note is on tap)
I am a big fan of the Long Trail beers and the Ipswich Ale is also good, so those would be somewhere from 11-15.