Are there any centers out there who can successfully:
-Play impact defense
-Rebound well
-Hit 30% of their threes
-Play the pick and roll well
-Stay healthy
If so, please get them. Feels like all the guys named check only some of those four boxes.
You forgot:
- come at a reasonable cost
Yes, that pesky salary cap, tax and second apron. We are currently:
- $51m over the salary cap
- $12m over the luxury tax (so we have not reset the repeater tax, despite all the criticism from people that the owner is being cheap)
- $4m over the first apron
- $7.8m under the second apron, so any salary greater than this will put us back in the 2nd apron with all the restrictions. And since we were there last season, we only have one more season we can be above it before our draft pick is frozen and goes to the very end of the first round

So if we can find everything you suggested, and at a cost below $7.8m, then we will have found the perfect center. Hopefully nobody else finds him before us and offers more money