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Boston sports radio guy and Celtics fanatic Adam Kaufman just tweeted thishttps://twitter.com/AdamMKaufman/status/1015747174615961600
It’s a song on the Uncle Drew soundtrack.
By Boston Celtics | @CelticsCeltics.comJuly 7, 2018BOSTON, MA – The Boston Celtics, in partnership with the United States National Security Agency, have concluded a six month program intended to rid the internet of unwanted 'Kyrie trolls' (aka - individuals responsible for any negative comments pertaining to Celtics guard, Kyrie Irving). In conjunction with the NSA, the Celtics organization has been pouring through thousands of pages of internet message board posts, and using IP data obtained from the NSA, has identified an undisclosed number of trolls who have subsequently been banned from entry to the TD Garden for all officially sanctioned Celtics events.Additionally, the United States Central Intelligence Agency is beginning the process of apprehending said individuals. Per team policy, the location where these individuals will be incarcerated cannot be disclosed at this time. However, the length of incarceration shall be for no less than 120 years, per the agreed upon settlement between the Celtics and US government officials.