Here’s how I see Dwight Howard.
He’s the hot girl from high school. She’s kind of dumb and annoying, but she’s incredibly hot, so nobody cares. Her boyfriend puts up with all the negatives, until she tries to “trade up”, cheating on her boyfriend in an epic breakup.
In college, same thing. Still hot, still cheats.
At 25, she’s looking like she spent too much time tanning and smoking cigarettes. Still hot, but a bit “rode hard and put away wet”. Her personality still sucks, and she still cheats.
At 30, she’s got 4 kids with fathers unknown. She’s a regular at the local bar, where she’s popular with 50 year old bar flys.
Now, she’s 35. Recently she got herself back in shape, she got a makeover. She says she’s sick of losers, she’s interested in settling down.
So, what do you think? You’re Mike Brady, with three boys at home. Do you invite her in?
If yes, you want D12.