Brad doesn't want a big unless he can run, be proficient on the P&R both offensively and defensively, can pass and shoot the three ball, have a great attitude and, oh, maybe can rebound, although I'm not sure how important that is to him.
He's going to be waiting for that unicorn for a LONG time.
AD and KAT come close to checking all the boxes, but they are unattainable. DMC checks them all except the attitude, and I think that's scares Brad.