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What really happened to Horford (Concussion)
« on: November 08, 2016, 02:25:28 PM »

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 I was leaving the Bleacher bar on Lansdowne street with my girlfriend. I saw Horford coming the opposite direction walking with another person.

 The whole time he was staring at my girlfriend and when he walked buy he smacked her in the backside.

 I immediately confronted him and said to him head or gut, referring to his punishment. He said shut up little man! At which point I struck him in the head with a spinning back fist, followed buy a Tiger uppercut.

 He dropped like a sack of potatoes and his Freind ran down the street screaming please don't hit me.

 So there it is the "Real story" behind the concussion. Just trying to bring light to this bizarre situation.

Re: What really happened to Horford (Concussion)
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2016, 02:26:50 PM »

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But did was it a flawless victory, and did you manage a fatality?
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2016, 02:30:30 PM »

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A spinning back fist on a guy that tall would be pretty difficult to pull off.
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Re: What really happened to Horford (Concussion)
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2016, 02:33:54 PM »

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But did was it a flawless victory, and did you manage a fatality?


 Yes. It was fatal. I did respawn him though.

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2016, 02:35:10 PM »

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A spinning back fist on a guy that tall would be pretty difficult to pull off.


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Re: What really happened to Horford (Concussion)
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2016, 02:36:06 PM »

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But did was it a flawless victory, and did you manage a fatality?


 Yes. It was fatal. I did respawn him though.
That was a Mortal Kombat reference, though :P

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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2016, 02:38:36 PM »

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But did was it a flawless victory, and did you manage a fatality?


 Yes. It was fatal. I did respawn him though.
That was a Mortal Kombat reference, though :P




 And the Tiger uppercut was really a Hadouken from street fighter 2.