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[Humor] Fan post I found about Dwight Howard
« on: September 20, 2016, 12:49:54 PM »

Offline mrceltic

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This offseason post from reddit is worth a read:



https://m.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/53ieec/dwight_howards_shoulders_an_indepth_analysis/



Great writing by the author. Burst out laughing from the get-go.

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. The seemingly stacked team was swept in the first round of the playoffs. Dwight and his shoulders left LA at the end of the season, seeing the writing on the wall, which spelled “GET OUT” and was written in blood by teammate Kobe Bryant. 

Totally lost it at this point, lol.

Hope you guys get a chuckle or two out of this.  ;D
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 12:58:46 PM by mrceltic »

Re: [Humor] Fan post I found about Dwight Howard
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2016, 03:06:29 PM »

Offline coffee425

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great find...tp
i also want to point out that the Eminem comment thread at the bottom was the icing on the cake
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Even at the end of the game, we lined up in different formation that he hadn't seen and he called out our play before I got the ball. I heard him calling it out. -John Wall on Brad Stevens

Re: [Humor] Fan post I found about Dwight Howard
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2016, 03:10:03 PM »

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Saw that yesterday and must admit that I was laughing hysterically the whole time.
Isaiah, you were lightning in a bottle.

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Re: [Humor] Fan post I found about Dwight Howard
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2016, 03:12:46 PM »

Offline kraidstar

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Among Duh-wight's achievements, "5x 3-pt shooter, 10x father."

Hilarious.

BTW I think those shoulders are definitely roid-generated. No way his mom could push those things out at birth.