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The Celtics' meeting with Kevin Durant reportedly ended around 7:30pm, meaning it lasted roughly four hours.
plus whatever amount of time they spent with him last night and flying down on bradys jet
[dang], 4hrs? What could they possibly be talking about for that long?
Were there bathroom breaks, or did Ainge keep giving Durant water, etc., until he couldn't hold it, anymore, at which point the rest of the guys from our team who were present at the meeting bolted to the door(s), thereby barricading Durant and telling him that the only way he's going to be able to leave the room in order to go to the potty to make pee-pee

is if he signs with us, using Brady's pen, of course

, lol

. That would also be the best defensive job of Nolynyk's career, ahahaha

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