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Dumfounded Dad
« on: April 13, 2016, 07:36:10 AM »

Offline Redz

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I'm seriously doubting my parenting ability.  Wanting to dress in Lakers colors for Black Mamba Day?  Where did I go wrong?  Why do we make heroes out of buttholes?  Not to mention: HE's A LAKER!!!

She's not even into sports and just thinks it's a fun thing to do.  I don't get it. 

But I guess I'm not 13.
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 09:21:33 AM »

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Maybe tell her you think it's a great idea and watch her lose interest real fast?  I don't know.  I've got some time before I have to deal with the teenage years.
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2016, 10:13:36 AM »

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I'm seriously doubting your parenting ability too.  She should be locked in her room with no tv or electronics, given only bread and water for a month, and forced to listen to the wiggles until she breaks. 

Only then can you start building her back up and fix whatever has gone wrong in her.  Good luck.
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2016, 10:18:29 AM »

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Ground her

For real
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2016, 11:08:06 AM »

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have you thought about putting her up for adoption?  ;D
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2016, 12:10:50 PM »

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I probably won't watch the Lakers but I wouldn't hate on any Celtic fan who thought watching Kobe play his last game was neat. The guy was an all time great.
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2016, 12:12:14 PM »

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Maybe she's just celebrating that we won't have to watch his smug face on the court anymore!  ;)
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2016, 12:51:19 PM »

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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2016, 12:52:54 PM »

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Quote from: Redz on April 13, 2016, 07:36:10 AM
I'm seriously doubting my parenting ability.  Wanting to dress in Lakers colors for Black Mamba Day?  Where did I go wrong?  Why do we make heroes out of buttholes?  Not to mention: HE's A LAKER!!!

She's not even into sports and just thinks it's a fun thing to do.  I don't get it. 

But I guess I'm not 13.
Consider dressing as White Mamba to complement the mamba day.
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2016, 01:29:56 PM »

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Celebrate the Lakers spirit by secretly recording her admitting something embarrassing and posting it online.
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Re: Dumfounded Dad
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2016, 04:13:22 PM »

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Quote from: foulweatherfan on April 13, 2016, 01:29:56 PM
Celebrate the Lakers spirit by secretly recording her admitting something embarrassing and posting it online.

Does this thread qualify?
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2016, 04:21:58 PM »

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Quote from: Redz on April 13, 2016, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: foulweatherfan on April 13, 2016, 01:29:56 PM
Celebrate the Lakers spirit by secretly recording her admitting something embarrassing and posting it online.

Does this thread qualify?

Ooh, I think so!  Well played sir.
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