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We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« on: March 09, 2016, 04:42:07 PM »

Offline LarBrd33

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I doubted Thomas potential as a long-term starter, but he's proven to be sensational.  He's a little 5'9 buzzsaw of an all-star defying expectations nightly.  Frankly, this guy should be one of the most popular players in the entire league.  Everyone likes rooting for "the little guy", and Thomas literally is "the little guy".  He's basically the face of one of the league's premiere franchises.  He's got a huge personality and a massive game.   He's only the 2nd player under 5'10 in history to make the all-star team (the other being Calvin Murphy in the forgotten 1970s).  Spud Webb and Mugsy Bogues never made all-star teams.  Thomas is the real deal.

He's got one big problem, though.  It's that name.  It's impossible for a casual basketball fan to hear the name "Isiah Thomas" and not think of the Bad Boy era Pistons or the woefully mismanaged New York Knicks.   Our guy got that name, because his father lost a bet.  I don't care how many extra "itty bitty A's", they add to IsAiah's name, I'm still thinking of the Piston legend.  I feel like even hardcore Celtic fans hesitate to fully embrace the guy based on his name.   As fans who grew up loathing the 80s Pistons, the star of our team might as well be named Charles Manson. 

How is it this guy doesn't have a proper nickname yet?  What happened to the days of "Magic" and "Doctor J".  It's a shame "Mighty Mouse" is already taken.  How are we not calling this guy "Firecracker" or something?   Who is this guy's agent?   Isn't this impacting his ability to get endorsement deals?  He's using a borrowed brand.  There should be kids all over the nation rocking his kicks. 

I don't know if this guy is religious, but seems to me now player in history could benefit more from some kind of "Kareem Ali" name change.  At the very least, reach out to "Meta World Peace" and "He Hate Me"'s marketing teams to see if they have some ideas. 

Even if he went the "Michael B. Jordan" route and started referring to himself as "Isaiah J. Thomas", it would be an improvement. 

I'm certainly not the first to point this out.  I just googled 'Isaiah Thomas nickname" and after about 5 results about Zeke (Pistons Isiah Thomas' nickname), I found this CelticLife article from last month on the same topic:  http://www.celticslife.com/2016/02/if-isaiah-thomas-needs-new-nickname.html 

Come on, people.  Let's figure this out.  Yeah, I get that some people refer to him as "IT4" or "Baby Iverson", but there's no consensus.  Let's get on the same page here.  Let's get all the Celtic-themed blogs involved.  I suggest a cross-blog/cross-reddit vote.  Let's do this right.  Everyone should submit their suggestions... each blog should narrow it down to a few candidates, let's lump the top candidates all together in one blog-wide vote, and let's get our star a proper nickname.   If his reps are too lazy to do it, put it in the hands of the fans.  Pretty sure that's how the Toronto Raptors got their nickname.  Hmmm... maybe this is a bad idea.  Fine, Thomas can make the final call... but let's at least give him a consensus option. 


Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2016, 04:48:48 PM »

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I also thought he was best suited as a 6th man.

He  brielfy and jokingly went as "Pizza Guy" for a while.

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2016, 04:59:05 PM »

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I also thought he was best suited as a 6th man.

He  brielfy and jokingly went as "Pizza Guy" for a while.



 Small Fry, itty bitty Isaiah,

 Tiny Thomas.
 
 Mighty Mouse

 

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2016, 05:05:11 PM »

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I also thought he was best suited as a 6th man.

He  brielfy and jokingly went as "Pizza Guy" for a while.



 Small Fry, itty bitty Isaiah,

 Tiny Thomas.
 
 Mighty Mouse

Thomas the tank engine

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2016, 05:07:05 PM »

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His name is Isaiah because his mother would only accept that she just named her kid as a result of a bet about a rival basketball team if they changed the spelling to make it the biblical "isaiah" is opposed to Isiah.

Isaiah was a prophet.

How about "The Prophet"

I know I hate it too. Im just spitballing.

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2016, 05:11:32 PM »

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Short guy on the Celts.

Hmmm.

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Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2016, 05:23:21 PM »

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IT.

His name is like Rondo's, a nickname is never going to stick.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 05:30:54 PM by mgent »
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2016, 05:27:34 PM »

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I kind of dig IT4

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2016, 05:31:24 PM »

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How about "The Prophet"

I know I hate it too. Im just spitballing.

I like it.
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Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2016, 05:31:25 PM »

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 Chocolate Leprechaun.

 Or the Little Leprechaun should be the front runner.

Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2016, 05:41:13 PM »

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 Chocolate Leprechaun.

 Or the Little Leprechaun should be the front runner.

Leprechauns are already little, so it should be

The Leprechaun!
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2016, 05:43:49 PM »

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Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2016, 05:44:03 PM »

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I also thought he was best suited as a 6th man.

He  brielfy and jokingly went as "Pizza Guy" for a while.



 Small Fry, itty bitty Isaiah,

 Tiny Thomas.
 
 Mighty Mouse

Thomas the tank engine

Maybe one of the Thomas characters....LOL they have lots of good nickname possibilities

https://www.myfavoritetoys.com/thomas-friends-character-guide.html
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Re: We need to give Thomas a proper Nickname
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2016, 05:51:43 PM »

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 :-[ :-\ Good call Larbird, way to turn the negative into a positive. What a steal!
 
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fred. i always name all my plants fred. it is a good nickname.  ;)
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